re: Today in black wedding fashion....

Perhaps she is pointing out that the groom is a bit late in assuming his social obligations to legitimize the child. Generally they try to force you to get hitched before the baby bump appears.

Yea, I think the symbolism used here by the bride in question is remarkable. She, the bride, is obviously representative of the horse where young Vinaquisha is acting as the cart. Genius.

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and that she was 'covered by Christ'.

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Same reason I don't carry home or auto insurance.

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I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran 25 red lights in His arms.

Thank you Jesus.

Thank you Lord.

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That kid is gonna have far away eyes from the brain damage it gets after being dragged all around the reception.

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And the preacher says "OK, which one of you in the church is the babydaddy?

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And everyone immediately stares at the floor!

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ps she is pointing out that the groom is a bit late in assuming his social obligations to legitimize the child. Generally they try to force you to get hitched before the baby bump appears.

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this


I thought you were suppose to get married THEN reproduce. But what do I know?

At least the baby is going to have a father is the one positive of this

Everybody staring at the baby like what the hell is going on.

But seriously what makes this sound like a good idea. Would it have been too much trouble to hold the baby walking down the aisle. Or if you did not want to do that, have a grandparent or somebody in the audience hold the baby for you.