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Posted on 7/3/18 at 11:41 pm to
Posted by dragginass
Member since Jan 2013
3256 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 11:41 pm to
Nothing like a bunch of baw-yuppies moving into a neighborhood with a HOA then shooting fireworks anyway because "ain't nobody gonna tell them what to do".

You own a spread, go for it, even if you live next to me. These idiots in the mcmansion hoods who want to shoot them anyway can EAD.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108370 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

eat a dick


Not Necessary in my neighborhood. It's taken years of diligence, education and countless 12am shifts on holidays away from the kids but we have all but eliminated illegal fireworks and teen smoking.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:04 am to
Hauled in two perps minutes ago for lighting black cats with their Marlboro reds.

The look on their faces when I confiscated all their contraband and heaters was priceless. I’m not saying I burned a few of the Reds, but there were less admitted into evidence than these punks had as of 11:37 CST.

STAY SAFE
STAY VIGILANT
STAY INSIDE
-N
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:15 am to
Sometimes they need to see the result of their irresponsibility. If that means I smoke half a pack of reds to teach them a lesson so be it. But I'm freedom first. It's not about politics.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:18 am to
Politics aside, you start lighting black cats with a cig and you’re begging to have everything you own confiscated and entered into evidence.

Worst part is these kids are 11 and 13, respectively. They had their whole life ahead of them. It’s just stupid seeing them throw it all away for some nicotine and noise.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:30 am to
Not surprising. We had two Perps 12 and 14 respectively back in aught 13....typical scenario... Deadbeat dad who Supplied them with illegal fireworks and ciggs. More money than sense. Unsupervised. Both rotting in FBJC now. The younger one was a promising tuba player in the Baines middle school marching band and threw it all down the drain for a pack of reds and a few {Redacted} chasers
This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 12:32 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:42 am to
Think Cigs
Think fire
Think double dry hops
Trust HOA
Trust graveyard
When does the graveyard end?
Darkest before dawn
Trust the plan
-N
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:46 am to
Baw we are in this for the long haul. Been a quiet shift so far. One call came across the reggie I need to investigate. Probably some routine racoons in the trashcan shite. Thank God our neighbor is a TX ranger and got Peta off our arse. About to run protocol on his little scavenger arse.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:51 am to
10-4 good buddy



Just got a call about some kids with sparklers behind our old weapons safety expert Lt. Colonel L. Braun’s tool shed.

Could be something. Could be nothing.



Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:59 am to
We'll know it's nothing when we verify it's nothing

---Ronald Fitzgerald Reagan
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10226 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 4:00 am to
No one puts America in the corner you pinko commie frick...

Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10059 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 5:38 am to
U mad
Posted by j bro12
LA
Member since Jan 2012
1550 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 5:53 am to
Posted by Da Sheik
Mar a Lago
Member since Sep 2007
9283 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 5:57 am to
You must be related to Bob The Terrible
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
19153 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:31 am to
So happy the golf board baws came in and straightened shite the frick out in here.

FTR I am used to fireworks in this hood and they generally don’t bother me, the wife, or the 2 year old. Some little fricks got hold of some illegal shite that sounded like WW1 mortars going off. Literally rattled the windows. Kid starts screaming, scared shitless. Thought it was Armageddon. Ryno and BRGetthenet must have showed up and gave them the what for, because it ended quickly.

Enjoy your 4th and your stupid fireworks, all!
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29730 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:32 am to
Damn, kinda makes me sad that I don't know where you live, 'cause I think I'd love to stop in South Carolina on my way to your house and pick up a shite ton of the really good fireworks that are illegal in many other states just so I could set them off in the street in front of your house.

Some of the stuff I can buy in SC is so powerful, they might peel the Hillary '16 bumper sticker right off your Prius.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:47 am to
Trust Ryno
Trust Nitro
Trust the plan
WWG1WGA
MAGA
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9823 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:50 am to
It’s just one night.

And, it hasn’t even happened yet. How can you be this mad before anything happens?
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
19153 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 6:56 am to
Thread was started last night, Corksucker. It’s early and I’m in a better mood. Don’t get me all fired up again.
This post was edited on 7/4/18 at 6:57 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 7:03 am to
quote:


And, it hasn’t even happened yet. How can you be this mad before anything happens?




The calm before the storm.
Think fire
Think hops
Think BBQ
Boom
Boom
Boom
Boom
Does a dead cat bounce?
When is it the darkest
Trust graveyard
Trust HOA
Trust civil asset forfeiture
Trust the plan
WWG1WGA
-N
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