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Three monkeys' brains connected to make a mind-melded computer
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:57 pm
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For the first time, a team has networked the brains of multiple animals to form a living computer that can perform tasks and solve problems. If human brains could be similarly connected, it might give us superhuman problem-solving abilities, and allow us to communicate abstract thoughts and experiences. "It is really exciting," says Iyad Rahwan at the Masdar Institute in Dubai, UAE, who was not involved in the work. "It will change the way humans cooperate."
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The team connected the brains of three monkeys to a computer that controlled an animated screen image representing a robotic arm, placing electrodes into brain areas involved in movement. By synchronising their thoughts, the monkeys were able to move the arm to reach a target – at which point the team rewarded them with with juice.
Then the team made things trickier: each monkey could only control the arm in one dimension, for example. But the monkeys still managed to make the arm reach the target by working together. "They synchronise their brains and they achieve the task by creating a superbrain – a structure that is the combination of three brains," says Nicolelis. He calls the structure a "brainet".
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Things could get even more interesting once we are able to connect human brains. This will probably only be possible when better non-invasive methods for monitoringMovie Camera and stimulating the brain have been developed.
"Once brains are connected, applications become just a matter of what different animals can do," says Stocco. All anyone can probably ask of a monkey is to control movement, but we can expect much more from human minds, he says.
A device that allows information transfer between brains could, in theory, allow us to do away with language – which plays the role of a "cumbersome and difficult-to-manage symbolic code", Stocco says.
"I could send thoughts from my brain to your brain in a way not represented by sounds or words," says Andrew Jackson at Newcastle University, UK. "You could envisage a world where if I wanted to say 'let's go to the pub', I could send that thought to your brain," he says. "Although I don't know if anyone would want that. I would rather link my brain to Wikipedia."
The ability to share abstract thoughts could enable us to solve more complex problems. "Sometimes it's really hard to collaborate if you are a mathematician and you're thinking about very complex and abstract objects," says Stocco. "If you could collaboratively solve common problems [using a brainet], it would be a way to leverage the skills of different individuals for a common goal."
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:59 pm to mizzoukills
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"You could envisage a world where if I wanted to say 'let's go to the pub', I could send that thought to your brain," he says
well, there goes the iPhone....
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:02 pm to Shexter
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well, there goes the iPhone....
Or here comes the future Apple phenomenon...a white neural headset.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:02 pm to mizzoukills
What are these nerds doing playing with monkeys? We were promised hoverboards and sexbots by now decades ago
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:03 pm to upgrayedd
Imagine people using these neural devices as Tinder applications. Just imagine that for a moment.
The whole, "My nose itches...someone must be thinking of me," would take on a whole new meaning.
The whole, "My nose itches...someone must be thinking of me," would take on a whole new meaning.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:04 pm to ManBearTiger
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sexbots
That's what these devices will essentially make humans.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:05 pm to mizzoukills
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"It is really exciting," says Iyad Rahwan at the Masdar Institute in Dubai, UAE, who was not involved in the work. "It will change the way humans cooperate."
Then why in the total frick was good old Iyad interviewed? Is he just some random Emirate they felt like asking?
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:07 pm to mizzoukills
And to think the aliens probably have had this technology for centuries.. 
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:10 pm to mizzoukills
But can I watch porn on it?
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:13 pm to stout
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But can I watch porn on it?
Someone can send x-rated thoughts to your mind without speaking a word and you can envision those thoughts as clear images. They could do this in real time as if to say, "Wanna know what I'd like to do to you right now? This...," and then BLAM mind-melded x-rated pron coming from the waitress or the person at the other end of the bar.
This post was edited on 7/9/15 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:15 pm to mizzoukills
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"It is really exciting,"
As I read this, I picture a chimpanzee being throat choked down onto a table and a machete raised in the air under the hum of fluorescent lighting.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:15 pm to mizzoukills
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Someone can send x-rated thoughts to your mind without speaking a word and you can envision those thoughts as clear images. They could do this in real time as if to say, "Wanna know what I'd like to do to you right now? This...," and then BLAM mind-melded x-rated pron coming from the waitress or the person at the other end of the bar.

Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:22 pm to Swoopin
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As I read this, I picture a chimpanzee being throat choked down onto a table and a machete raised in the air under the hum of flickering fluorescent light.
FIFY. My revision makes your scene even more ominous.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:25 pm to Tiger Bawlz
Tiger Bawlz
If you think that's crazy, imagine SnapChat within the mind-melded computer realm. A dude walks to the bathroom in a bar, as he's peeing he looks down and then sends a "snapchat" image of his peen to the woman across the bar. 10 seconds later the vision disappears and everyone is more the merrier...until the black guy in the corner "scapchats" his peen image to the same woman.
If you think that's crazy, imagine SnapChat within the mind-melded computer realm. A dude walks to the bathroom in a bar, as he's peeing he looks down and then sends a "snapchat" image of his peen to the woman across the bar. 10 seconds later the vision disappears and everyone is more the merrier...until the black guy in the corner "scapchats" his peen image to the same woman.
This post was edited on 7/9/15 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:33 pm to mizzoukills
I'm mostly excited at the possibility that now another person will know *exactly* the right spot on my back to scratch.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:35 pm to mizzoukills
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Tiger Bawlz
If you think that's crazy, imagine SnapChat within the mind-melded computer realm. A dude walks to the bathroom in a bar, as he's peeing he looks down and then sends a "snapchat" image of his peen to the woman across the bar. 10 seconds later the vision disappears and everyone is more the merrier...until the black guy in the corner "scapchats" his peen image to the same woman.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 5:50 pm to Tiger Bawlz
Better use of monkeys.
Monkey Super Collider
Monkey Super Collider
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The collider, which was to be built within a 45-mile-long circular tunnel, would accelerate monkeys to near-light speeds before smashing them together. Scientists insist the collider is an important step toward understanding the universe, because no one can yet say for certain what kind of noises monkeys would make if collided at those high speeds. "It could be a thump, a splat, or maybe even a sound that hasn't yet been heard by human ears," said project head Dr. Eric Reed Friday, in an impassioned plea to Congress. "How are we supposed to understand things like the atom or the nature of gravity if we don't even know what colliding monkeys sound like?"
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Construction of the collider's acceleration mechanism was delayed for years, as scientists couldn't decide how to get the monkeys up to smashing speed. Last month, it was finally decided that the collider would employ a system in which the monkeys run through the tunnels chasing holographic projections of bananas. "Monkeys love bananas," Reed said, "and they're willing to run extremely fast to get them."
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