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re: Those of you who’ve walked out on first dates, what was your “I’m out of here” moment?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 10:45 pm to BlueShield
Posted on 1/10/22 at 10:45 pm to BlueShield
Met a girl in a bar once, we hit it off pretty well. Did the standard get the number and wait a few days - asked if she wanted to meet up at a restaurant for a quick post-work dinner on a Tuesday since I had to work that weekend. She says yes, we meet up at a spot in NOLA and she forgot to take her wedding ring off. I saw it when she sat down, I didn't really say anything for a while until she looked up and I just pointed at her hand. She gasped, I walked.
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:04 am to LSUBoo
One told me about her chronic incurable disease within 10 minutes of sitting down to dinner. She was cute and nice enough but what do you do with that.
In the early days of cell phones, think blackberry, I went out with a girl who could not stay off her phone. I made a remark after a few minutes and she apologized and put the phone down in such a way as she could still see it. Tried to ignore and have a nice dinner. She was very good looking and we were set up by a mutual friend. She had to use the ladies room. Of course she takes her purse. Several minutes later the waiter let me know she was on the phone outside the bathroom. I waited a couple of minutes later and she’s still not back. I go back to the restroom area and I’m standing practically next to her in the hall. Totally oblivious. She is not talking to a guy but seems to be talking to a girl about another guy. Finally I cleared my throat and she freaked out. Unintentionally Scared the crap out of her and went back to the table. She came back really defensive and all that. I just said this isn’t working to which she agreed and I took her home.
She called our mutual friend and unloaded about what a jerk I was. Who then called me. When I explained she totally knew I was right because the girl couldn’t stay off her phone for any length of time anywhere.
In the early days of cell phones, think blackberry, I went out with a girl who could not stay off her phone. I made a remark after a few minutes and she apologized and put the phone down in such a way as she could still see it. Tried to ignore and have a nice dinner. She was very good looking and we were set up by a mutual friend. She had to use the ladies room. Of course she takes her purse. Several minutes later the waiter let me know she was on the phone outside the bathroom. I waited a couple of minutes later and she’s still not back. I go back to the restroom area and I’m standing practically next to her in the hall. Totally oblivious. She is not talking to a guy but seems to be talking to a girl about another guy. Finally I cleared my throat and she freaked out. Unintentionally Scared the crap out of her and went back to the table. She came back really defensive and all that. I just said this isn’t working to which she agreed and I took her home.
She called our mutual friend and unloaded about what a jerk I was. Who then called me. When I explained she totally knew I was right because the girl couldn’t stay off her phone for any length of time anywhere.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:39 am to BlueShield
When I knew the score wasn't going to be in my favor around 11 o'clock for some game of skins and shirts.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:17 am to OweO
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That's because it is. Chicken needs to get a grip on his admins and humble them a little bit.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:34 am to Seppuku
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She was the definition of batshit nuts!
Some of those are really good in the sack…
Posted on 1/11/22 at 6:27 am to BlueShield
Back to her house, which was full of dogs and cats. I mean FULL. Got out of there
Posted on 1/11/22 at 6:43 am to beerJeep
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I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
Apex ballad from the esteemed Afroman collection.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 6:49 am to chuckie
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She had to use the ladies room. Of course she takes her purse. Several minutes later the waiter let me know she was on the phone outside the bathroom.
This is where you should have left. No reason to go and check. No reason to discuss. Pay your part of the bill and leave.
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I waited a couple of minutes later and she’s still not back. I go back to the restroom area and I’m standing practically next to her in the hall. Totally oblivious. She is not talking to a guy but seems to be talking to a girl about another guy.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 6:53 am to BlueShield
For me it was the third story about getting black-out drunk and throwing up before the main course arrived.
Absolute stunningly beautiful woman, but her personality was so vapid and childish that I called the waiter over to pay the check before we had finished the meal.
She was stunned when I ended the date and thought I was joking. She was so confused she even hugged me as we said goodbye.
She was too young for me but a few years earlier I’d have sat through a night of bullshite for the chance to bring her fine arse home.
That’s when I knew I was old.
Absolute stunningly beautiful woman, but her personality was so vapid and childish that I called the waiter over to pay the check before we had finished the meal.
She was stunned when I ended the date and thought I was joking. She was so confused she even hugged me as we said goodbye.
She was too young for me but a few years earlier I’d have sat through a night of bullshite for the chance to bring her fine arse home.
That’s when I knew I was old.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:04 am to notiger1997
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her nostrils flaired big time
Maybe she dumped you because words like flared are too hard for you.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:08 am to BlueShield
Back in 2009, I went on a date with this dude. He was nice. Things were going well. Then I mentioned how great the Saints were doing.
He said, “I’m actually a huge Dallas fan,” with this sour look on his face. We both finished eating in silence. Date over.
He said, “I’m actually a huge Dallas fan,” with this sour look on his face. We both finished eating in silence. Date over.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:23 am to squid_hunt
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This is where you should have left. No reason to go and check. No reason to discuss. Pay your part of the bill and leave.
Wrong, Baw. Order another ribeye, to go, then go. Let her rude arse cover it. Consider it cheap education for her.
Doing her this favor would have been kindness on your part.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:31 am to BlueShield
When she started talking about an ex boyfriend who knocked her up and took off to another state. She ended up getting an abortion. I started off the date with lite conversation, nothing really personal or too heavy so when she brought up about the ex, I knew I had to get out. Took her to a movie, told her I had use the bathroom, never came back.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:36 am to Hangit
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Wrong, Baw. Order another ribeye, to go, then go. Let her rude arse cover it. Consider it cheap education for her.
Ok, definitely wait on the ribeye, but I wouldn't go checking on someone who was obviously snubbing me.
Who cares at that point?
This post was edited on 1/11/22 at 7:37 am
Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:57 am to squid_hunt
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definitely wait on the ribeye, but I wouldn't go checking on someone who was obviously snubbing me
I would have not either. I am a big fan of hitting someone's wallet, Like Sugar Ray Leonard on a speed bag, when they treat me poorly, without reason. If I earned it, no biggie. Take the snubbing, and leave.
Maybe she could have also bought a round of desserts for the table of 6 on the right.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:09 am to BlueShield
An old acquaintance had a girlfriend who had a friend who they set me up with for a Saturday night date. The previous night, I had gone see that terrible garbage Mark Wahlberg Planet of the Apes movie. The date suggests we go see Planet of the Apes because she really, really wants to see it. I try suggesting things like ice skating, putt putt golf, bowling, but she wants the movies. So I suggest Legally Blonde or Jurassic Park, but for some reason it’s imperative she see this movie. 30 minutes in, I tell her I’m going to the bathroom, and I go play video games at the theatre arcade for an hour. I finally call some buddies to swing by and pick me up. They do, I ditch the date, and we go back to one of their houses and go swimming.
Not the classiest of things I could’ve done but I was 15
Not the classiest of things I could’ve done but I was 15
Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:24 am to Horsemeat
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She says yes, we meet up at a spot in NOLA and she forgot to take her wedding ring off. I saw it when she sat down, I didn't really say anything for a while until she looked up and I just pointed at her hand. She gasped, I walked.
rookie move, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:24 am to LegendInMyMind
Anyone who eats a less than well done steak might as well join the possums and buzzards dining from a cow carcass.
On a filet or porterhouse most times I don't use any sauce, but anything else I use catsup only. Heinz or better, not the cheap stuff. Of course, being from where you are, you people are used to eating road kill anyway.
On a filet or porterhouse most times I don't use any sauce, but anything else I use catsup only. Heinz or better, not the cheap stuff. Of course, being from where you are, you people are used to eating road kill anyway.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:32 am to antibarner
Don't you have a sister you should be banging?
Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:34 am to antibarner
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On a filet or porterhouse most times I don't use any sauce, but anything else I use catsup only. Heinz or better, not the cheap stuff. Of course, being from where you are, you people are used to eating road kill anyway.
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