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This Woman Gave Birth On The Floor In An ER Hallway

Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:24 pm
Posted by monster_truck
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:24 pm


Little Max was at first a long time coming. After days of contractions, during which Jes worried that she might have to be induced as the contractions weren’t leading to labor, Max all of a sudden decided he was coming out. Right now. “Oh god, we’re not going to make it. We are going to have this baby at home,” was Jes’ reaction to the sudden intensity of everything.

Her husband Travis was prepared and got her in the car and on the way to the hospital in no time, giving Jes the opportunity to let Karin, her birth photographer, know that she was on her way.

“As we neared the last turn to the hospital I began screaming that baby was coming,” she recalled. “Travis honked the horn rapidly as I screamed through the contractions and he pulled quickly into the ER drive.”

At first, nobody was around to help them. Tammy showed up just in time to witness their dramatic arrival. “Tammy told the receptionist that I was, in fact, having this baby right now and she needed to hurry and get help. Apparently, she didn’t quite understand the urgency at this exact moment.”

“Oh god, he’s here,” were her next words. “I then started to take my pants off because I could feel my body pushing the baby’s head out. I reached down and could feel his head crowning with my hand. I looked at my husband and said, “Travis catch him!” Without any hesitation, he did just that as I felt my body involuntarily pushing his head the rest of the way out.”

All this occurred on the floor of the ER hallway, with Tammy frantically calling for nurses while snapping away with her camera. The images she caught show the pure drama of the situation as nurses arrive just in the nick of time, and baby Max was successfully delivered right there and then on the hospital floor.

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Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:26 pm to
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Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62805 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:26 pm to
A couple of those pictures in the link we could have done without.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:28 pm to
Damn look at her breasts. Large.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25490 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:30 pm to
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mom of 6

Of course the baby just fell out while walking down the hall
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35199 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:30 pm to
I’ve jerked it to these pics before.
Posted by fischd1
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2007
2827 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:33 pm to
Now that is a great story!! Newborn babies are a gift from God.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10546 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:41 pm to
Again?
Posted by GreyBear
Member since Nov 2017
664 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:42 pm to
Just like the Moon landing, this was faked. Shot in a sound studio at Area 51
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25715 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:45 pm to
Welp kids that’s where babies come from.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:49 pm to

She could do better than Travis. Huge vagina or not.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98197 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:53 pm to
Trashy
Posted by metalfacedterrorist
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2018
260 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:54 pm to
Five daughters. Jesus.

That’s going to be a hell of a time for dad as they all hit puberty.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:55 pm to

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A couple of those pictures in the link we could have done without.



Boobs.

Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:56 pm to
So their photographers name changed from Karin to Tammy?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35047 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:59 pm to
Story is a few years old.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 12:02 am to
Dont mess with her discount!
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 12:03 am to
Had exact same shite happen to me. Was leaving the hospital for the day, say a couple posted up in the median of the parking lot. Was out of place so asked if they were ok. They said another staff member was getting them a wheelchair. She brought it out, we go to help the lady sit down in the chair and she's like "Oh God." She had on sweatpants and a baggy shirt so I honestly had no clue she was even pregnant so when she is yelling I am thinking she's a psyche patient. She then yells he's coming he's coming." I realize she is pregnant and baby is nearly out. She sits down and baby slides right out, in her fricking sweatpants.

Dad grabs the baby, I ran inside to get a doctor. Walk into the first clinic and say we need you a patient is having a baby in the parking lot. He turns back in his chair, doesn't get up, just says, "are you shitting me?" We both run out, by then there is a blood streak down the hallway showing where they had come in and up to labor and delivery.

Fun shite
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 12:06 am to
Does the custodian get paid extra to clean up the birth goo?
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4821 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 12:24 am to
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Now that is a great story!! Newborn babies are a gift from God.

Yeah yeah, but this incident has the "sniff" of exibitonism.
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