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This spider just wants to be friends
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:09 pm
So the other morning this spider ran across my bare feet as I was getting out of the bed.
I didn't Panic, cuz I am in no way afraid of spiders simply scooped her up in a dustpan and threw it way out in the back yard.
My wife said that it was probably pregnant and she's glad I didn't kill it and create a million little spiders running around our bedroom.
Fast foward to taday, I just took a break from pressure washing my patio and low and behold guess who comes right up to me?!
Y'all think she's pregnant?
I didn't Panic, cuz I am in no way afraid of spiders simply scooped her up in a dustpan and threw it way out in the back yard.
My wife said that it was probably pregnant and she's glad I didn't kill it and create a million little spiders running around our bedroom.
Fast foward to taday, I just took a break from pressure washing my patio and low and behold guess who comes right up to me?!
Y'all think she's pregnant?
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:10 pm to heypaul
100% preggers
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:10 pm to heypaul
Spider came to check your knuckles
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:10 pm to heypaul
Nice vynil siding
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:11 pm to heypaul
Whore spider.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:12 pm to arseinclarse
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Nice vynil siding
Nicest in the whole Trailor park yo
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:13 pm to heypaul
She thinks you're the father.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:13 pm to heypaul
Not gonna lie. I would have lit that bitch up with some hairspray and a lighter.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:14 pm to heypaul
Wolf spider.. He'll leave a nice bite on you if provoked, but not dangerous really. He'll eat up a healthy amount of bugs.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:16 pm to AUsteriskPride
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He'll eat up a healthy amount of bugs.
So will Talstar P, kill that spider.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:18 pm to MrLarson
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So will Talstar P, kill that spider.
I pick and choose my kills. They're all pests around my house, I just prefer some over the others. Spiders usually just hang out and have never crawled in my food/on me.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:18 pm to heypaul
Xanax please
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:19 pm to heypaul
Subtle vinyl siding brag
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:20 pm to AUsteriskPride
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He'll eat up a healthy amount of bugs.
My backyard is a legit swamp and there is every kind of wildlife you can think of.
I sit out here and watch the bats the frogs the spiders, whatever you can Think of.
everything keeps every other thing in check......
It's pretty much its own little self sustained ecosystem back here.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:23 pm to heypaul
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My backyard is a legit swamp and there is every kind of wildlife you can think of.
I sit out here and watch the bats the frogs the spiders, whatever you can Think of.
everything keeps every other thing in check......
It's pretty much its own little self sustained ecosystem back here.
It's a thing of beauty IMO. Like yourself, I like to watch it all go down. Sure, there are some I need to remove if they put my kid at risk, but usually, they self police and mind their own business.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:24 pm to heypaul
Knucklehound 
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:25 pm to heypaul
Looks like you hadn’t gotten around to pressure washing your siding yet.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:26 pm to heypaul
Spiders are very underrated.
I never bother any spider I encounter.
Except black widows.
I never bother any spider I encounter.
Except black widows.
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:28 pm to heypaul
Step on it
Posted on 5/19/18 at 5:29 pm to East Coast Band
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Spiders are very underrated.
I never bother any spider I encounter.
Except black widows.
Yeah, they are targeted for very little reason. Without spiders and snakes, our homes would be infested with disease carrying true pests.
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