This is me when I go to the grocery store.

95% of people say "not today", like they will tomorrow.

This is me when I go to the grocery store.

Cashier: "Would you like to make a donation..."

Me interrupting: "nope"

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95% of people say "not today", like they will tomorrow

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that's what I always say

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95% of people say "not today", like they will tomorrow.

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I just say no

When they give you your change, ask "Would you like to make a donation to the Tiger Athletic Foundation?".

My response:

No.

Because I don't base my decisions on emotional bullshite or peer pressure.

When I was managing the grocery store, I had to ring people up during busy times. We did this thing where we could round your change up and donate it to vitamin angels, a charity providing essential vitamins to 3rd world countries where they might not be getting everything from their diet that they need.

So I ask a guy if he wants to round up and he says "frick no."

I was just like "okay" and internally like "holy shite what a fricking dick."

Like say no if you want to, but saying frick no just makes me know you're just being a dick.

I hate when the explanation for the charity takes like 20 seconds to explain and I have to sit there and listen knowing that I'm gonna say no.

Reply, learn to spell. It:s lieing, millenial. Ya:ll suck at life in general

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If it’s for animals I contribute. frick humans though.

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Humans are a type of animal you fricking public school educated retard.

Why don't you read a fricking book instead of wasting all your time on an internet message board and maybe you wouldn't be such an objectively abject failure at both life and manhood. Do the world a favor and just stop existing.