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re: Think of a gift for a 29 year old married guy, no kids

Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by wolfonthebayou
Member since Apr 2016
325 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:21 pm to
If you get the fleshlight go with the Jesse Jane. A little stank would do also. Make it one to remember and get high with your Jesse Jane.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:22 pm to
A couple of XBox games
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45691 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:23 pm to
Bottle of scotch or cognac
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32736 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:24 pm to
Fleshlight

Bc married people get no sex right?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120116 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:24 pm to
A harmonica
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:25 pm to
Scotch might be the leader already but I buy that shite for myself anyway.

Was thinking about some Orvis house shoes.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:26 pm to
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Disc golf gear. With 53,000 posts you obviously need a hobby. You can get a rad starter set and bag for about that.


Over 13 years, including high school, college, and two cubicle jobs.

Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18752 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:29 pm to
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Over 13 years, including high school, college, and two cubicle jobs.


That's awesome! Maybe upgrade to a backpack, or even better, a Zuca cart. I love my Zuca! $275 but cheaper than babies.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120116 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:29 pm to
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Disc golf gear.



I know people who play this. They all like people with the same sex organs as they have.
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:30 pm to
If anal really is off the table ...

A bottle of your favorite scotch and a thick cut steak (your favorite choice) from a reputable butcher. That's one damn fine birthday.



Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58847 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:30 pm to
3 year subscription to Ebony Magazine
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18752 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:31 pm to


I'd frick you up IRL and then take your nature, but I don't swing that way, troll.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:32 pm to
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Disc golf gear.



I know people who play this. They all like people with the same sex organs as they have.


Wtf

Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58847 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:34 pm to
He's 100% correct, I heard the same thing about people who own a bicycle. Buncha homos
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:35 pm to
$100 = Asian massage parlor, happy ending

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120116 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:35 pm to
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I'd frick you up IRL and then take your nature, but I don't swing that way, troll.




You want to take my nature? Is that some disc golf homo lingo?
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18752 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:37 pm to
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You want to take my nature? Is that some disc golf homo lingo?


Nah. I heard it from a guy riding a bike. He was listening to Better Than Ezra.
Posted by chesty
Flap City C.C.
Member since Oct 2012
12731 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:38 pm to
Bourbon or hooker
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:38 pm to
Disc golf is fun, although I'm not sure what gear means besides a bag and discs. Unnecessary to buy discs if you ditch dive.

A nice carry on travel bag, that way y'all can plan a trip.
Posted by PR FIRM
Member since Sep 2016
137 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 8:39 pm to
Massage at nice spa take him out to eat and close the deal.
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