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Things that make perfect sense

Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:45 am
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:45 am
Love me some shite that's logical, thought out, planned well, and makes sense.

For instance: on Friday morning, the Essen exit on 10 west was as expected. Two lanes, one left, one right, albeit the right lane a yield situation as opposed to the own lane situation as it had been prior to construction starting.

So, if you were a construction project manager or some in charge type, what would be your thought process moving forward? Would it be to somehow completely frick shite up over the weekend, bringing those two lanes down to one? I bet it would be!

How incredibly fricking difficult could it possibly be to take 35 seconds and think this shite through so that it's not a complete clusterfrick on a Monday morning?

Yes, it is a cool story, bro, yes, I'm mad, and frick everything.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:46 am to
A Jew is a Jew. Just messing with you.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89437 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:46 am to
You know they actually go out of their way to make sure the approved traffic plan makes no sense and is the most impactful on drivers.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132704 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:46 am to
Just another morning in the utopia of BR
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:49 am to
Is this sarcasm?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77721 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Things that make perfect sense


Dang it. I thought that you were going to mention how 3 Americans saved the day on that train in France and a Frenchman was hurt while trying to sound the alarm on the train...
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71858 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:51 am to
Putting things in walkways and doorways (ie luggage, laundry baskets, the kid) so you won't forget to deal with them and then leaving them there for days.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:56 am to
How the most vulnerable, important parts of our anatomy are left dangling like ripe fruit between our legs, a perfect target.
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:58 am to
'Cause they gotsta stay cool, yo. Get your shite too hot and you'd be creating tards all over the place.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76227 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:59 am to
You live in a country that is rounding your people up and killing them and it has an open border with another country which is neutral that folks can walk across the border and enter but you sit there and wait for the Gestapo to put a note on your door telling you to report to the Rathaus (City Hall) tomorrow morning at 6:00 am.

And you do it?

Oy-Veh, Schwartz!

What? All of a sudden a minor traffic delay isn't so bad?
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:02 am to
I'm half Coonass. That shite wouldn't work on me. My other half is kinda wussy though, yeah.


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76227 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:07 am to
Which half is wussy? The top or the bottom? Consider your answer carefully....

LADOTD don't care, they don't have to make a profit and it ain't their money. The Number One priority there is "Days Until Retirement".
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:27 am to
It's the left side.
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