They Said Discreet Packaging

A friend of mine supposedly ordered a bunch of shirts from China and had them delivered to the office. He walked into his office one day and found a cryptic, handwritten note from our mailroom director asking him to come to the mailroom to pick up a package (we usually get automated messages). He goes down there after hours and finds a box with his name written on it. Discreetly tucked inside was a very large black dildo that had been shipped in a plastic envelope.

Since then, any time he receives a package at work, he asks me to pick it up for him.