re: There’s like a 10% chance of finding a non-obese girl on Tinder

Well I’m covered in tattoos with a beard and long hair

I frick good girls but they can’t bring me home to the parents

I am trashy

Not even denying it

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Bumble isn’t much better these days

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shite. You should see Dallas 37-50. Would blow your fricking mind.

If you're not in a heavily concentrated area of hot arse (a college campus)

Or in the middle of a major metro area like LA or Chicago or NY

You've got to pay for Tinder Plus.

You will get extra super-likes, which is HUGE. Works big time.

You will also get to see who has already matched you and expedite the process.

What is the boards interest in me posting highlights of my tinder conversations?

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I am trashy Not even denying it

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There's a simple formula to success on the apps once you get matches

Get their number quickly (immediately gives you a leg up on the slow playing types)

Propose a date to happen within 1-3 days (talking for a week without meeting is guaranteeing you never meet the broad)

Get on Hinge. Good looking ladies on there. The fatties won't catch on for another few months.

Don’t you need FB for that

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