re: The "tell everyone something interesting about yourself" bit

A picture of me wrapping my neck with a snake made the local newspaper.

My aunt killed the New Orleans "Ax Murderer."

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I used to weigh 307 lbs.

I am/am not circumcised.

I have only seen one Star Wars production.

My father started a shrimp company in south Alabama.

I am here to make some new friends, with benefits.

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I once ate 50 boiled eggs, in prison

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Finally ..something interesting

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So this time I'd like to go in with something to throw everyone off. Just a complete lie that is somewhat believable.

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I like pussy

I used to have to do this twice a week. I eventually came up with a routine that was about 20 seconds long and could say it without having to think. Sometimes I would switch it up and lie but it just depended on if the person who signed my paycheck was there or not.

It's gets very tiring listening to the same hunting, fishing, and cars bullshite

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I have a hotwife

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Do you enjoy licking random dudes' spunk off her tits as well?

I may be a white male, but I identify as a strong black woman.

"I'm Chelsea Clinton's real father"

I used to work with a guy who only talked about his kids. Sometimes I would make passive aggressive jokes and statements about children immediately before or after his turn.

I've also said I was scared of the dark and it has put a strain on my live life.

I've made jokes in front of Alabama fans that would disappoint my grandma. The key is to keep the schtick going and do not falter.

I don't get it