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re: The OT is having a house party. You walk in. What do you see?
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:08 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:08 pm to mizzoukills
I'm gonna punch Chicken.
Right in the baby maker.
*runs away and hides carefully in the bushes outside*
Right in the baby maker.
*runs away and hides carefully in the bushes outside*
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Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:13 pm to BayouBlue386
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I'm gonna punch Chicken.
Chicken showed up early in the evening and was like, "frick this, I'm out," when he walked into the kitchen and saw TH03 squirting beer out of his arse and screaming like a frightened child.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:15 pm to mizzoukills
Freaks and geeks, freaks and geeks.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:16 pm to mizzoukills
alot of fat dudes drinking Angry Orchard
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:16 pm to BayouBlue386
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I thought it was squirt...
At a certain point in this event, all fluids will become commingled and indistinguishable - and not in a good way.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:18 pm to Ace Midnight
Well frick, party's over. Rex just fricking showed up in his dog costume.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:23 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
He thought it was a fuzzy party.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:26 pm to Ace Midnight
Ace Midnight
This party's moved well beyond that concern. We're all in the mix at this point.
So far there's been a mystery poop discovered in the baker's rack, entertainment center, and on the front porch.
Terd Ferguson dropped a bunch of dirty needles discovered on the floor into the cheese dip.
Someone was getting railed on the stairs.
And TH03 (against his will) performed a keg stand in his butt and sprayed the entire kitchen floor with butt beer. The beer was mopped up and a couple of other partiers thought it was jungle juice.
This is a nasty party for sure...
quote:
At a certain point in this event, all fluids will become commingled and indistinguishable - and not in a good way.
This party's moved well beyond that concern. We're all in the mix at this point.
So far there's been a mystery poop discovered in the baker's rack, entertainment center, and on the front porch.
Terd Ferguson dropped a bunch of dirty needles discovered on the floor into the cheese dip.
Someone was getting railed on the stairs.
And TH03 (against his will) performed a keg stand in his butt and sprayed the entire kitchen floor with butt beer. The beer was mopped up and a couple of other partiers thought it was jungle juice.
This is a nasty party for sure...
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:27 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
TigerFanInSouthland
He'll fit in well at this extravaganza!
quote:
Well frick, party's over. Rex just fricking showed up in his dog costume.
He'll fit in well at this extravaganza!
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:50 pm to mizzoukills
I accidentally fisted someone while trying to punch Chicken.
Mizzou keeps trying to lick my hand.
He's hopped up on reds Apple ale mixed with children's dimeatapp
Mizzou keeps trying to lick my hand.
He's hopped up on reds Apple ale mixed with children's dimeatapp
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:52 pm to mizzoukills
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Sounds like that's what you witnessed. I was too busy holding TH03 above the keg to notice who was drinking his arse fountain. But if you say so then I believe you!
What the frick. Glad I joxied today.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:59 pm to mikelbr
mikelbr
Sorry, bro. Apparently you bathed yourself in TH03's arse juice that he sprayed everywhere while receiving a beer enema over the keg.
I didn't see it. But several witnesses swear that you drank his arse fountain.
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What the frick. Glad I joxied today
Sorry, bro. Apparently you bathed yourself in TH03's arse juice that he sprayed everywhere while receiving a beer enema over the keg.
I didn't see it. But several witnesses swear that you drank his arse fountain.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:59 pm to mizzoukills
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What do you see?
A circle jerk.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 2:00 pm to theronswanson
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A circle jerk.
That's actually next door.
There's a human centipede going on in the OT living room.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 2:01 pm to mizzoukills
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Sorry, bro. Apparently you bathed yourself in TH03's arse juice that he sprayed everywhere while receiving a beer enema over the keg. I didn't see it. But several witnesses swear that you drank his arse fountain.
I probably would do something like that if fricked up enough and the butt-beer wasn't all cloudy with shite.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 2:04 pm to mikelbr
I feel sorry for anybody who showed up late... I mean.. didn't leave early.
I tried to bring wit to a scat fight and failed.
I tried to bring wit to a scat fight and failed.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 2:20 pm to yurintroubl
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I tried to bring wit to a scat fight and failed.
That because you're still trippin'...
Posted on 3/20/15 at 2:42 pm to mizzoukills
It may be in Humanity's best interest for this party never to happen.
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 3/20/15 at 2:47 pm to tidalmouse
Uh oh...Ice Cold just walked in the front door with Tiger Fred!
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