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re: The official Navy Seal brag thread

Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:37 pm to
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Long story short by the time they were done talking the guy understood in no uncertain terms that he was now marked, that real SEALs take that shite seriously, some of them wouldn't give him the option of removing that tattoo himself so he might want to get on that first thing


That sounds like a Darth Vader MC story!
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:38 pm to
This guy actually showed up at a Marine Corps ball. Gotta give him some credit for just not giving a frick.


Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10948 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

This guy actually showed up at a Marine Corps ball. Gotta give him some credit for just not giving a frick.


Yep, no fricks given there. Maybe a prank?
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92563 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:41 pm to
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There are 2.5k - 3k active duty navy seals currently in a country with a population of ~313 MM. Factor in a attrition / average time spent in the teams, etc. and you still don't get to 0.001% of the broader population being associated...and you know five.



Not only that, but they went to his high school...
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10948 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:46 pm to
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Not only that, but they went to his high school...


I bet they have a kick arse wrestling program.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Not only that, but they went to his high school...



Ya but could they beat up Jared Allen?
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92563 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:49 pm to
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Ya but could they beat up Jared Allen?



You mean shout at him from across the parking lot...
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:51 pm to
A recently retired SEAL said in a recent interview that there are about 2400 active duty SEALs right now...with about half of them assigned to SEAL teams 1-12 and the other half being admin or attached to other units.

Shipley, the guy in the video, says there are right around 10,000 active and retired SEALs living. So yeah, you have a better chance of running into a professional athlete than meeting a SEAL.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:52 pm to
Ya that! Also, I was friends with 5 billionaires in HS and they were all with me, along with their security, so I wasn't worried!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Shipley, the guy in the video, says there are right around 10,000 active and retired SEALs living. So yeah, you have a better chance of running into a professional athlete than meeting a SEAL.



I saw Barkley at the gas station a few weeks ago!
Posted by belowmebama
Member since Jul 2008
7343 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:53 pm to
My brother went to Holy Cross with 2 and one was a badass wrestler. He got a scholarship to Annapolis for wrestling.

He went back to speak at Holy Cross cause his younger brother was there at the time. Would imagine the kid earned insta cool points after that.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:55 pm to
I used to see Randy Johnson driving around in scottsdale in his blue Ferrari or Lamborghini or whatever it was all the time....head level with the top of the winshield, mullet blowing magnificently in the breeze.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16899 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:05 pm to
Dude looks like he knows a Budweiser when he sees one...
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:18 pm to
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I used to see Randy Johnson driving around in scottsdale in his blue Ferrari or Lamborghini or whatever it was all the time....head level with the top of the winshield, mullet blowing magnificently in the breeze.


I saw him once at Taco Bell and goddamn that mullet was glorious!
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71788 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Long story short by the time they were done talking the guy understood in no uncertain terms that he was now marked, that real SEALs take that shite seriously, some of them wouldn't give him the option of removing that tattoo himself so he might want to get on that first thing


quote:

That sounds like a Darth Vader MC story!



I've thankfully never seen it first hand, but that sort of thing does happen in the 1%er MC world. Basically if a guy who belongs to a 1%er club loses his membership, they will take back any tattoos he had that are associated with the club. If they're feeling nice, they just make him get it covered. If they're not feeling nice he either has the tattoo carved off with a knife or burned off via the tattoo covered area being held against the rear tire of a bike up on a stand while the throttle of the bike is held wide open. I've also heard sedaline torches sometimes are used.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16899 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31137 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

sedaline torches


You mean Acetylene?
Posted by DanTiger
Somewhere in Luziana
Member since Sep 2004
9480 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:50 pm to
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You mean Acetylene?


I, for one, don't know how they do it but I saw it on Son's of Anarchy and it looked pretty painful.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31717 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:54 pm to
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If they are true SEALs or any kind of SF, they will tell you in 5 minutes


What site is this? I spoke on here before that I have a co-worker who swears he was a SF Green Beret sniper. There is no f'n way this guy is telling the truth.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31717 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

love how they usually go all out and claim crazy things like multiple medals of honor.


No doubt. The guy I'm talking about in the post above swears he was in a copter crash 2 miles behind enemy lines and he is the only one of the crew to survive. He crawled on his belly for 2 miles to get back to safety.

Again, if you knew this fool, you know right off the bat that he's full of it.
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