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re: The married and not having sex check in thread

Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16970 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Wife entered menopause and informed me she is no longer interested in sex.


Same here.

I told her to go see a doctor because 32 seems too young for menopause.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:40 pm to
I can’t say anything about horses because my gf has a horse , so cat lady it shall be, lol.
Posted by Joe Dimaggio
Member since Jun 2024
275 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

With the same women, over and over and over....yawn. Sounds exciting.


If you are in love with her it is.


I love Steak & Eggs, but I don't want to have it for every meal the rest of my life
Posted by Joe Dimaggio
Member since Jun 2024
275 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

Same here.

I told her to go see a doctor because 32 seems too young for menopause.


Well played, now that's funny.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53793 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

I love Steak & Eggs, but I don't want to have it for every meal the rest of my life
good for you and your herpes
Posted by Smelder
Member since Dec 2017
215 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:42 pm to
Sad
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
48934 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:43 pm to
I’m venturing a guess yours is actually green eggs and ham
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
62514 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:43 pm to
wb gk
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:43 pm to
Don’t worry mate , you keep throwing truth grenades and I’ll keep them distracted with cat lady jokes.They’ll never even notice you.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114245 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:44 pm to
You’re really upset today



I wonder if I know her…
This post was edited on 7/17/24 at 4:45 pm
Posted by Joe Dimaggio
Member since Jun 2024
275 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:44 pm to
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Oh Jesus. Now you went and did it. The Legue of Angry Neighborhood Cat Ladies are going to picket your house for sure, now. If there is one thing they won’t tolerate, it’s a baw who enjoys sex with not them. Small dick references incoming from the “ Happy wife happy life” brigade. Repent, or face the NPR tote bag carrying Mob!


I'm not afraid of a bunch of cackling hens
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53793 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:46 pm to
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are going to picket your house for sure, now
will there be wine & snacks?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:46 pm to
The smile has never left my face. You really don’t know me, lol.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114245 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:46 pm to
I’ll bring the wine.

Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114245 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:46 pm to
K
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53793 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:47 pm to
I’ll bring snacks. How do I break it to him I dont watch/listen/read NPR?
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
16433 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:48 pm to
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If my husband were incapacitated tomorrow I’d stay.


Not even close to being the same thing. What you are saying is can't, a lot of women won't. That's just wrong in a marriage.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114245 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:50 pm to
He doesn’t care. He decides what we do and we don’t let silly facts get in the way.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:50 pm to
I’ll wear my Kevlar underwear. All these neighborhood grabby ladies are so Thirsty. Bring Jordan almonds for my true love and a decent bourbon for me, please..
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53793 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

He decides what we do and we don’t let silly facts get in the way.
isn’t that a knee jerk reaction
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