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re: The great zombie manifesto... part 2.. i guess??!!

Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by reddman
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:44 pm to
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The great zombie manifesto... part 2


Really?

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:46 pm to
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Really?

Sort of.

It lacks the luster of the original though.

Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29768 posts
Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:47 pm to
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Still, there's no conclusive evidence that animals would eat zombies.


I don't see anyway that an animal would eat a zombie, so I am planning accordingly. Water will slow down zombies . . . not stop them.

My understanding is that a moat would be filled with oil.
Posted by TigerNutwhack
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:47 pm to
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Well, the moat was just a precautionary/extra measure anyway, right? Sharks and pirahna would at least help (or not hurt)..that'd be my guess, though I don't know.


Fair enough.



Posted by reddman
Member since Jul 2005
78194 posts
Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:48 pm to
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I'm not sure how many times I've used that today, but it's been a bunch.
Posted by Ziggy
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:50 pm to
Now, these whores. . .would we use them to procreate at all or just for fun?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by AceLaTex
Houston
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:50 pm to
If some the zombies can be lured to the Exxon plant I'd like to blow that up as well
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:56 pm to
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Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153819 posts
Posted on 4/2/08 at 3:59 pm to
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Now, these whores. . .would we use them to procreate at all or just for fun?

Whore-detail was described at length in the GZM.

What's your email?
Posted by TigerNutwhack
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 4:01 pm to
Coco, could you send me what you have of the original manifesto as well? I was only around for a very little bit of it, and don't remember that much at all. I would like read up on whatever material I can, since this is a very serious subject.

tigernutwhack

gmail
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
33815 posts
Posted on 4/2/08 at 4:01 pm to
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Whore-detail was described at length in the GZM.

What's your email?




it should be reposted here for future references.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 4:04 pm to
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it should be reposted here for future references.

Can't really do that..it's in a Word document (like 229 pages).

Nutwhack, sent it.
Posted by TigerNutwhack
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 4:08 pm to
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Nutwhack, sent it.


Gracias. I now have something to read on my honeymoon!

Hopefully Z day does not come in the next week. I would not like to be in Mexico when that goes down.
Posted by Bengal
Northgate Tavern
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 4:08 pm to
Coke,

YGM
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29768 posts
Posted on 4/2/08 at 4:51 pm to
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Gracias. I now have something to read on my honeymoon!

Hopefully Z day does not come in the next week. I would not like to be in Mexico when that goes down.


You might want to take a look at this:

LINK

quote:

“In sickness and in health, till death do us part.”

So vowed newlyweds Denise (TRACY COOGAN) and Danny (GRAHAM SIBLEY) before bounding off for an idyllic honeymoon retreat down the Jersey shore. Basking in the glow of their nuptials on a beach at dawn, the couple’s bliss is interrupted when a mysterious figure inexplicably emerges from the waves and mauls Danny. Rushed to the hospital, pronounced dead on arrival, Danny suddenly awakes…a changed man.

The next day, Denise catches her formerly vegetarian husband feasting on human flesh in the bathtub.

What’s a girl to do? She downs a couple tequila shots, smokes a cigarette, and helps him clean up the mess. He promises to never hurt her, so she sticks to her vows and tries to plot a way for them to leave the country and make Danny well again. But can they jet off to Portugal before Danny claims more victims? And will she be able to put on the perfect candlelight dinner if his skin's shedding into the soup?

With startling complexity, Zombie Honeymoon treads the fine line between satire and drama as Denise and Danny struggle with their appalling new reality--a harrowing descent into a hellish nightmare that stretches the concept of commitment to its breaking point.

Will Denise break her vows…or will she stand by her man?


Edited to add: You are already dead . . . err . . .undead.
This post was edited on 4/2/08 at 4:55 pm
Posted by Tygerfan
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 5:25 pm to
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Posted by chip207
Bossier Parish
Member since Feb 2007
4994 posts
Posted on 4/2/08 at 5:25 pm to
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Port Allen is on the opposite side of the river.

And?
Posted by chip207
Bossier Parish
Member since Feb 2007
4994 posts
Posted on 4/2/08 at 10:59 pm to
If you tigerbaited zombies that used to be lsu fans how would they react?
Posted by Funreaux
United States
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:09 pm to
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