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re: The dland29 GC report (long, but funny as hell)

Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:00 am to
Posted by stout
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:00 am to
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i thought jeep's post said that it basically felt like a melted tootsie roll.


No it said he was raging and all the strippers nick named him mighty mouse.
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:00 am to
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i shave my entire body and my girl loves it....i also shave b/c i work out alot and it makes you looked more ripped


Posted by TigahRag
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:00 am to
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i thought jeep's post said that it basically felt like a melted tootsie roll.


that was blue steel, rock hard for the little guy ...
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157642 posts
Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:01 am to
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a fat, 450-pound sloth whose gut completely covers his crotch that the stripper has to support with her pumps just to arouse him could get blown for less than $300 up there ..
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81680 posts
Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:01 am to
egg gets a raging hard when he grinds on girls in da club.
Posted by TigahRag
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:01 am to
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so his name is something like David Landry?


it's Brandon Landry
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:02 am to
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so you have never gotten a hard on during a movie??? porn?


You are putting words in my mouth there jackass.

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never getting a lapdance? i cll BS



I have gotten a few lap dances from strippers and can honestly say I was not full on raging. It just doesn't get me all riled up cause it is a stripper.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157642 posts
Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:02 am to
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so im assuming dland29 is his paws user id. so his name is something like David Landry?

Yeah.

Not David though. No idea on his last name (fricking inactive PAWS).
This post was edited on 12/13/07 at 9:04 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:03 am to
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i am going to make coco proud of me

*wipes tear from my eye
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:03 am to
Can someone keep the cliff notes for me. I have shite to do today. I always miss the good shite
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:03 am to
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You are putting words in my mouth there jackass.


calm the frick down, Kevin
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:04 am to
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You are putting words in my mouth


your words

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Getting wood over some chick you have no chance of fricking is junior high stuff.

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I have gotten a few lap dances from strippers and can honestly say I was not full on raging


i have gotten more than a few lapdances and i have had full on raging hard ons....and that ain't junior high stuff

blowing a load to it is jr high stuff
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:04 am to
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calm the frick down, Kevin




Sorry Max. Those roids Dland gave me have me worked up ready to put my pink shirt on and frick someone up.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:04 am to
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it's Brandon Landry


Please remove my name from Tigerdroppings.com or I will be forced to bring legal action.

Signed,

Walk-Ons

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157642 posts
Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:05 am to
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I have gotten a few lap dances from strippers and can honestly say I was not full on raging. It just doesn't get me all riled up cause it is a stripper.

But it's a hot chick (hopefully).

I don't usually get turned on by strippers, but I certainly see how and why some guys easily would. I'm not gonna hate on the dude for getting a hard on in the VIP room with a stripper. And because he was in the back, his shite was prolly hard because she had her mouth/hand/pussy/etc. on it.
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:06 am to
if that dude is on roids, he got ripped the frick off
Posted by Orko
shut up and let me go
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:06 am to
yeah, its kind of the whole point of going to a strip club.

Why would you make fun of a dude for getting wood because he was getting grinded on by a naked chicK?
Posted by coachLSU
Member since Jan 2005
22639 posts
Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:07 am to
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douche


understatement, but i have known that for a while
Posted by TigahRag
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Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:07 am to
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But it's a hot chick (hopefully


kristen's got a smokin' body .. the face .. eh .. but her tits and arse are enough to .. as darren mcfadden would say .. bring the wood ..
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
185549 posts
Posted on 12/13/07 at 9:07 am to
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I don't usually get turned on by strippers,


Me either

Ok I really have to go. Please someone keep trackof the details if he shows up.
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