The dland29 GC report (long, but funny as hell)

Aight, I got the "other side of the story" from the whole dland29 escapade.

Our story begins when I walk into the GC tonight and ask said strumpet if she has a sculpture class and whether or not she went to VIP with one of her classmates recently. Upon asking the question, another dancer standing next to us at the bar asks strumpet #1 if I'm referring to "Mighty Mouse"(more on this later).

Strumpet #1 reveals several rebuttals to the dland29-reported story.

1. There was no "we" in the $1200 spent. dland29's "friend"/uncle fronted all the cash.

2. All parties involved spent 2 sessions(1 hour total) in VIP. Not the 2 hours previously reported.

3. While there was some groping involved, at no time did anyones underbritches come off or were move to the side.

4. However, depending on the fabric of Strumpet #1's t-back, dland29's member could have theoretically penetrated the fabric. dland29 was nick-named "Mighty Mouse" because his apparently less-than-impressive wood was felt through his trousers and was the joke o'the night in the dancers' dressing room.

5. His crawfishing description of "5'6" and blonde" was just that, crawfishing. Strumpet #1 is roughly 5'7 and has dark, curly hair.

Let's just say that the airplane/conveyor belt thing is not the only myth that was busted tonight.

I'm out.