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The Devil and Fr. Amorth - Exorcism: Would you date someone who is possessed
Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:52 am
Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:52 am
If you were dating someone who is possessed, how long would you date them?
This is a documentary DVD of real footage of an exorcism performed by Fr. Amorth on a girl. (The producer directed the movie called the Exorcist) It is the 9th exorcism he as performed on her. No telling how many more will be needed.
She has a boyfriend.
Fr. Amorth is the baddest person I have seen. He's 91 and is talking to the demon(s) like it is nothing. He doesn't even flinch no matter how the demon causes the girl to react.
This is a documentary DVD of real footage of an exorcism performed by Fr. Amorth on a girl. (The producer directed the movie called the Exorcist) It is the 9th exorcism he as performed on her. No telling how many more will be needed.
She has a boyfriend.
Fr. Amorth is the baddest person I have seen. He's 91 and is talking to the demon(s) like it is nothing. He doesn't even flinch no matter how the demon causes the girl to react.
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Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:55 am to djmicrobe
Yes, because theres no such thing as "being possessed". What are you going to ask next, would I frick a wizard? Because both of those things have the same possibility of occurring.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:59 am to Poops McDoober
quote:
theres no such thing as "being possessed"
Do not speak of things you know nothing about.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:24 am to djmicrobe
quote:
This is a documentary DVD of real footage of an exorcism performed by Fr. Amorth on a girl. (The producer directed the movie called the Exorcist)
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:25 am to djmicrobe
I’d need to see pictures of said person before deciding. I will say that I saw some videos of exorcisms on tv - 20/20 or Dateline type of shows - when I was younger and it really scared the shite out of me. But now I’m grown and won’t let a demon or two ruin a good time.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:39 am to djmicrobe
This qualifies as one of the most retarded threads for 2018, grats
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 3:40 am
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:45 am to djmicrobe
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Would you date someone who is possessed
Absolutely. fricking a possessed woman is technically a threesome.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 5:42 am to dbeck
A devil’s threesome?
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 5:43 am
Posted on 8/12/18 at 6:08 am to djmicrobe
I bet the demon would make her do anal.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 6:12 am to djmicrobe
People stick their dick in crazy everyday
Posted on 8/12/18 at 6:21 am to djmicrobe
I bet she would do some pretty freaky things. 
Posted on 8/12/18 at 6:33 am to djmicrobe
quote:aren't they all possessed?
Would you date someone who is possessed
Posted on 8/12/18 at 6:46 am to djmicrobe
Married one
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:00 am to djmicrobe
Id just frick the hell out of her.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:00 am to Poops McDoober
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Yes, because theres no such thing as "being possessed".
That is exactly what the devil would say.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:06 am to CarrolltonTiger
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That is exactly what the devil would say.
Satan's greatest trick is fooling the world into thinking he doesn't exist.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:29 am to djmicrobe
People are retarded, shite-flinging monkeys. There's no such thing as demons. People don't get possessed. It's a combination of gullibility, mental illness, and a need for attention.
Ever notice that only religious people get possessed? That's because religious people are the only people stupid enough to misinterpret mental illness and neurological issues as 'demonic possession'.
Ever notice that only religious people get possessed? That's because religious people are the only people stupid enough to misinterpret mental illness and neurological issues as 'demonic possession'.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:36 am to djmicrobe
Pickles
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:46 am to djmicrobe
Some lady told me the other night she was the devil. Creepy shite.
Posted on 8/12/18 at 7:49 am to Rockbrc
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Married one
Tell us more, my son.
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