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re: The craziest/best poker call I've ever seen (270k pot)

Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10586 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:35 am to
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Because it was nonsense just like the first part.

Because it absolutely proves you wrong.

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I'll often get out in the water in here for fun,

Yes, you’ve thoroughly demonstrated your stupidity on multiple occasions on multiple boards on this site. This is another one of those times.

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this is one area where I'm pretty confident I know a lot more than most of the OT.

I would love to be the person that gets to watch your head explode when I beat your pocket aces with 2 7 offsuit, after calling your all in raise off the blinds just because I felt like it. I’m thinking of all the ways I would be accused of cheating, it’s truly glorious.
Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
36190 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:36 am to
She flipped a coin that he was bluffing/drawing knowing that even if he was then she’d be flipping another coin that he doesn’t hit his draw and then flipping another coin that her weak arse J high would beat whatever he had.

So best case scenario in her mind (assuming she had any idea what was happening) was roughly a 10% chance of winning the hand.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20091 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:36 am to
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This is not a "she just thought he was bluffing" situation. It's the context that is key.


Well this is obviously what she thought….otherwise she folds. Also, if she’s cheating whoever is sending her signals is telling her to fold after the flop and she doesn’t agree to the extra river so he doesn’t get two shots at his draws.

You’re assuming she’s going through all of these calculations, ranges, etc. in her head before calling. I promise you she isn’t.
This post was edited on 10/1/22 at 9:38 am
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
19265 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:37 am to
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The only thing I can come up with is that she mistakenly thought she only needed one more club for the flush. That’s a baffling hand of poker unless she’s a bad beginner player with really deep pockets.



This is the only thing that makes sense to me. If she was cheating and knew what he was holding, her calling makes even less sense. He had so many outs there.


The whole situation is so weird, I can completely understand his confusion after.
Posted by Caraway Rye
Member since Oct 2021
5108 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:37 am to
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Tell me you've never played without telling me. 95% of poker is monotonous and about as exciting as watching paint dry.



So was 95% of this game

Until this happened

Which happens everywhere
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:38 am to
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Because it absolutely proves you wrong.





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after calling your all in raise off the blinds just because I felt like it.


I'd be annoyed, but get over it. Because I know if you kept sitting there I'd get it all back and more. Because I understand how the game works and you most clearly do not.


Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
16880 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:39 am to
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He could have been bluffing with hundreds of hands that still beat her.
I ncluding the one SHE explicitly said she put him on. I'd love to see anyone explain that
Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
36190 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:39 am to
You’re probably also the person that thinks the guy sitting next to you at the blackjack table hitting when he’s not supposed to has anything to do with your own odds of winning.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10586 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:39 am to
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best case scenario in her mind (assuming she had any idea what was happening) was roughly a 10% chance of winning the hand.

“And yet, she still won with the best hand even after 2 river cards.”

Poker experts in this thread to all us novices: “Poker is a game of math, not chance”
Posted by Caraway Rye
Member since Oct 2021
5108 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:41 am to
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I'd be annoyed, but get over it.


Well there it is

The entire point of the thread

The obviously broke pussy bitch did not get over it

And wrote 15 pages of nonsense on his social media over it
Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
36190 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:41 am to
I haven’t played poker in 10 years. I know the game and have a basic understanding of probabilities though.
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
15297 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:41 am to
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Very rarely, if ever, in hold em can you narrow your opponent's hand to two exact cards.


That’s gambling, shite happens. Dude needs to get over it.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:41 am to
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Well this is obviously what she thought….otherwise she folds. Also, if she’s cheating whoever is sending her signals is telling her to fold after the flop and she doesn’t agree to the extra river so he doesn’t get two shots at his draws.

You’re assuming she’s going through all of these calculations, ranges, etc. in her head before calling. I promise you she isn’t.


She's probably not, though she should be if she's getting coached as has been said.

You're right it's not a good spot to be cheating and a very weird situation. He makes a good point about how he thinks she just got nervous and the size of the pot made her just go for it. And even if she is actually cheating and knows she's a slight favorite, she can still make the wrong decision.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:43 am to
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The obviously broke pussy bitch did not get over it


He's obviously not broke now since she gave him the money back.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10586 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:44 am to
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be annoyed, but get over it. Because I know if you kept sitting there I'd get it all back and more. Because I understand how the game works and you most clearly do not.

And yet your vagina is bleeding all over this thread over a hand with much closer odds than what I just proposed.

And you’re knighting for the “professional” who’s vagina is bleeding even worse than yours and handled the situation in literally the exact opposite way you just described.

Posted by Caraway Rye
Member since Oct 2021
5108 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:44 am to
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He's obviously not broke now since she gave him the money back.



A genius poker player taking sympathy donations from a nobody

That is just sad stuff

He is in a bad spot
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:45 am to
Dunno people are talking shite about her calling, but he pushed on a middling draw. Anything 9 or better beats him if he doesn’t catch it, it’s all about her bad poker though rather than his shitty decision
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10586 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:46 am to
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You’re probably also the person that thinks the guy sitting next to you at the blackjack table hitting when he’s not supposed to has anything to do with your own odds of winning.

I don’t gamble, so come up with another failure of a comparison.
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
2020 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:46 am to
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After reading this entire thread... Poker really is just dungeons and dragons for the Ed Hardy community


For real. Like the thunderdome for 45 year old soft investment bankers and lawyers. Nothing brings out the passive aggressive demons for these guys like good ole hold’em.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10586 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 9:48 am to
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Dunno people are talking shite about her calling, but he pushed on a middling draw. Anything 9 or better beats him if he doesn’t catch it, it’s all about her bad poker though rather than his shitty decision

yOu JuSt DoNt uNdErStAnD!!!!!
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