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re: The Chronicles of Vengeanceofrain

Posted on 4/11/17 at 5:40 am to
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 5:40 am to
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 6:20 am to
Here's your attention...
Posted by Upperdecker
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 6:36 am to
You forgot to include the part where your mom tried to abort you post birth by dropping you on your head repeatedly, leading to permanent brain damage as exhibited in the OP
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:27 am to
So Brandon scams people out of money to support his drug habit?
Posted by jamboybarry
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:37 am to
So OP's subtle brag post is that he's a drug head techie with a used car sales job history and numerous sexual liasons with druggie herp chicks?

Bold strategy Cott.......frick it have an upvote
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:39 am to
I thought it was a pretty goid story
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:52 pm to
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Posted by Crow Pie
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

I have a little time so I've..............................................That took longer than I thought to write i will continue tomorrow
So in other words... just another Tuesday.
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 4:06 pm to
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So Brandon scams people out of money to support his drug habit?



I'd say this is more likely than him making the jump from used car sales to self-employed web developer.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 4:10 pm to
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Posted by PearlJam
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 4:12 pm to
You aren't a gifted teller of tales, but I enjoyed the content nonetheless.
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 4:23 pm to
Same. This thread really reminds me how much I miss Chef
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 4:43 pm to

So, around april of 2015 I met this client who has a site built in PHP and uses live streaming to post live music videos but for some reason the site wasn't connecting with the video streaming platform, guy had these investors her needed to present the site for and the site had to be done in a rush. Really good paying job for the amount of work done I take the job.

I bust my arse on this job, as it turns out, the previous developer flat out, just did not integrate the video streaming platform / lied to the client, and the code was extremely shoddy so I ended up basically rebuilding the entire backend and building the site from scratch.


Here is the project from the start of the job until it's completion I was fricking on it

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Guy was fricking over the moon

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We had agreed to treat some of the more basic aspects of the website as a separate project ongoing, the work I did was just to make the live video streaming functionality work


Now, on a scale of 1 to 10 this project for me was a solid 7.5-8. I've worked on harder, but not many. The remaining work was about a 2-3. Below my pay grade to be honest.


Now for shite like that, I have a team I use, or used, in Vietnam, WordPress shite, CSS/HTML shite, basic core PHP stuff.


The guy wants to move to an hourly payment method instead of a flat fee payment, so we use timedoctor.com to keep track of the hours.


now what you have to know about timedoctor.com and every programmer knows this shite, is that they take random screen shots of your screen to ensure that you are doing work

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This rice cake eating motherfricker, is sitting at work watching asian porn and chatting on facebook.


Now, I have worked with this guy and his team on shite like this for like a year, and while I'm pissed off I just lost a potential long term client, their work when they actually are working isn't bad. It's a get chewed out offense, but shite I watch porn at work everyday it's not a friable offense


So I'm already pissed off I lost this client. Since earlier that year, I had an adult site that I had been working on that had allowed for the admin to duplicate the website and sell the site to users who wanted to host their own adult tube site. Had every bell and whistle possible. Allowed premium memberships, users to create their own channels, etc. The beauty was that, every time that the site was duplicated, I had to install it. And some times, they wanted upgrades that could not be duplicated or for instance they wanted unique adult content.


So I get the site done get paid. The guy is selling a duplicate site a day basically and this is some easy arse shite, install nginx , change the colors and logo on the site.


Now at this point, I just so happened to have taken on the hardest project of my life, I could not farm it out to anyone and it was taking up my entire day. So I tell the Vietnamese guy look I will pay you to do this easy arse shite while I work on this site. So I send him the first job. Literally, copy the site, change the logo and the guy wanted some categorizes that the regular site did not have, so add those. Guy takes the job and fricks it up. So I end up working on a Sunday and doing it myself. Then tells me that the reason they fricked it up is because working on adult sites is against his religion and that i should not take adult work.


So at that point, I decide to end a year ish long relationships and tell him bye.


So a week goes by, at any given time we have about 25-30 projects going I only work on a certain few and I had taken him a year ago when it was just him and now he had 6 guys working for him and they had no more work so now he was begging me to hire him back. I told him to frick off



This is around Christmas time. I wake up from a hangover on Jan 2nd, and I got all these emails from paypal. To make a long story short, this motherfricker hacked my computer, logged into my paypal account and sent himself $15,000 dollars. It had to draft from my bank account, that was a Saturday so that Tuesday I had to go into the bank and put a stop payment on the draft.



At the time I was still finishing that job that was really hard so I put my revenge off, plus I was dating roxy girl from hell. It took me about another 2 months to finish the other job but I finally get it done about the middle of March.


So the next day, I send him $500 dollars out of the blue. Then the day after that, I call paypal, and tell them that I did not authorize that transaction, and looking at it, I didn't authorize any of these transactions over the last 6 months. Because they had the account noted that he had hacked my account earlier they immediately credited my account with about $7,600, every penny that was paid to him from september until i fired him in december lol.



So to me this is $7,600 in free money. called my dealer and told him to bring his arse here lol it's going down. I just finished the hardest job of my life, it was time to take a week off and party.



So he comes and brings this cutie pie over my house and she just kinda stays there and doesn't leave lol. She's bi, and brings one of her bi friends over with her and we all end up getting fricked up and I frick the dog shite out of both of them.



Eventually the other bi girl leaves as she has kids and has to go home, and the girl asks can she invite someone else over and i'm like sure go ahead. So she goes and brings this drop dead gorgeous girl over my house but instantly i can tell this girl is not a user / is a square. This is apparently a girl from the gym the girl wanted to get with but had not yet and was hoping the drugs could help.


shite was like, love at first sight lol. So i'm thinking how the frick can I get rid of the original girl and get this girl alone. So I give her a few hundred dollars and tell her to go get some dope which she happily does. So when she leaves, the girl that came is like "what are you doing to yourself". shite the girl hit a nerve :(.



So I tell her look I like you. I don't even know you lol but I already like you so let's do this. When she gets back, I will tell her to leave she can have all the stuff I have left, if you will only stay here and talk to me and we can get to know each other, then you can decide for yourself what you want to do. She reluctantly agreed.



I could tell this girl was a serious girl. She liked weed but wasn't a party girl, hot, smart as a whip, the kinda girl that you will do right for you know? I promised that I would cut back / stop on my drug use, which honestly by this point was getting kinda tiresome anyway. Just bored with too much money. So we started dating. That was in march. I proposed to her in June. We found out in July she was pregnant.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 4:52 pm to
So since then, I really have seriously cut back on the drug use, but I would be lying if I said I haven't used at all. Since last april, probably 3-4 times total. Once since I found out she was pregnant. Because I'm not going to cheat on her and she won't use so there really isn't a point.


But one time, I was pissed off ab out the alabama / arkansas game, and I'm like look babe, I need some shite lol.I had been doing great and I had kept it under control so she was like okay but be back home tomorrow. I dont' use around her so I went to the nearest hotel. So i'm hell bent on not calling a chick and fricking her so I decide to go outside and chat up people because by now i'm high as a kite and it had been months and that shite hit hard. So this dude is outside and I can kinda tell he's high too lol, so i'm like look bro come smoke this bowl with me let's chill and hang out. So we getting high and talking about life and shite just kicking it. i don't like smoking alone.

So I'm loading my bowl and next thing you know dude just whips his dick out and starts jacking off lol. He's like "man I will give you my new tablet if you let me suck your dick" and the first thing out of my mouth being a techine is "let me see the tablet" lol. Then i'm like you know, no io'm engaged i got a baby on the way i don't like dicks or dudes sucking my dick there will be no dick sucking going on here so I just get up and leave and go home.
Posted by northshorebamaman
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by Gcockboi
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

So I'm loading my bowl and next thing you know dude just whips his dick out and starts jacking off lol. He's like "man I will give you my new tablet if you let me suck your dick


wut
Posted by TigerChief10
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Posted on 4/13/17 at 10:58 am to
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