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re: Tennessee hospital guard accused of having sex with corpse

Posted on 8/24/18 at 9:38 am to
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5124 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 9:38 am to
Are we not supposed to do this?
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 9:42 am to
Honestly makes me wonder if this was his first.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 9:59 am to
Good thing he did not record 6 months of his farts.

He would have really been in trouble.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88339 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 10:03 am to
Talk about dead fish
This post was edited on 8/24/18 at 10:03 am
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103847 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 10:17 am to
If the body is still warm it’s ok
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38325 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 10:21 am to
I wonder what Lenny Briscoe would say upon arriving at the crime scene and gathering the facts...



"Well at least she wasn't a screamer"
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179901 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 10:24 am to
dropping this nugget here:


quote:

5. Postmortem priapism

Also called “angel lust” or “death erection”, some dead bodies can actually have an erection. Although rare and usually cause by swift and violent manners of death, priapisms do occur. In fact, crucifixion victims often had angel lust, which means Jesus may have died with a death erection. Per Leo Steinberg there are a number of Renaissance crucifixion paintings that depict Jesus in such a manner.


LINK
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38325 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 10:28 am to
quote:

which means Jesus may have died with a death erection.


I wonder if a bystander exclaimed "Jesus Christ, that thing is HUGE!"
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38325 posts
Posted on 8/24/18 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Honestly makes me wonder if this was his first.



I doubt it. Once you go cadaver, you don't go back.
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