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re: Tell Me About Your First Girlfriend
Posted on 9/23/24 at 2:08 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Posted on 9/23/24 at 2:08 pm to SaintlyTiger88
You need spank material, sick fuk?
Posted on 9/23/24 at 6:53 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Big arse, buck teeth, tiny tits.
Posted on 9/23/24 at 6:56 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Ted Bundy liked her more than me.
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:14 pm to Camijoe
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Big arse, buck teeth, tiny tits.
So, you're the one who stole her from me!
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:20 pm to SaintlyTiger88
We were in school together, it was the third grade. We studied bird flash cards together. Both of us got bored with it in a couple of days.
I married my second one.
I married my second one.
Posted on 9/23/24 at 7:29 pm to Rza32
Blonde horny and crazy. Chick would blame you if her hair got wet when it rained. Pussy was fire crazy matrix she was up there just not a unicorn in the cool zone. Psycho And horny usually seemed to override her red flags in high school.
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:17 pm to SaintlyTiger88
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes, points all over sitting way up high.
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:44 pm to VernonPLSUfan
In kindergarten. This girl had a huge crush on me. We kissed at recess several times, and once she showed me her cooch under the table at Chuck E Cheese at a birthday party. Seriously. I bet she grew up to be a big whore now that I look back on it 
Posted on 9/23/24 at 8:58 pm to jodyHighroller
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Our youth pastor made us break up.
Unh why?
Posted on 9/23/24 at 10:22 pm to bushwacker
Dang, some of yall started early early. I didn't know anything about sex till the 6th grade at the earliest. In the 7th grade I had two real pretty 8th grade girls come up to me and say, "We heard you had virgin ears." I worried/wondered about what kind of sex involved ears for a month. Finally asked my best friend what that meant. He told me it was because I didn't cuss. I was relieved.
Posted on 9/23/24 at 10:34 pm to SaintlyTiger88
We were introduced by friends. She went to a different school than me, so that was kind of cool as it introduced me to a whole different group of people.
She was nice and occasionally silly but also very serious about her education and her aspirations of becoming a doctor as her career. I was a doofus who didn’t take schooling too seriously, so we lasted about a year before she grew tired of my shenanigans and we amicably parted. It was fun though and she was always super friendly to me when we occasionally crossed paths over the last 30+ years.
She’s also a medical doctor in Montana now - so she achieved the goal she had in high school - and that’s pretty cool.
She was nice and occasionally silly but also very serious about her education and her aspirations of becoming a doctor as her career. I was a doofus who didn’t take schooling too seriously, so we lasted about a year before she grew tired of my shenanigans and we amicably parted. It was fun though and she was always super friendly to me when we occasionally crossed paths over the last 30+ years.
She’s also a medical doctor in Montana now - so she achieved the goal she had in high school - and that’s pretty cool.
This post was edited on 9/23/24 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 9/23/24 at 10:50 pm to SaintlyTiger88
It was springtime. I remember touching hands . I wouldn’t have believed she’d come along. Touching me. Touching her. Good times never felt that good. Sweet Caroline. How I miss her. Weighs 2 lbs short of a Pontiac now, unfortunately.
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