re: Tell a story of how you wronged a girl

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I was getting ready to do the deed with some chick and pretty much kicked her out when she took off her pants and it smelt like death. Never spoke to her again.

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oh honey, let's take a bath. I have some bubble bath stuff.

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we were all drunk as shite except me

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Blowing another guy is still queer, regardless of BAC.

In undergrad, I told a chubby girl that I had just banged and wanted to get out of my room that she should probably get tested after that. She left angry and crying, but I still don't feel guilty about it.

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We includes you.

You're not an a-hole as long as you never hint that it's anything but doing the business. Girls aren't dumb, and they certainly aren't innocent. They want to get their rocks off, too.

i'm not hurt. we had a long discussion going in this thread and i saw it was back and was reading if there was any continuation of that or any fricked up stories (and holy shite that movie story was bad). then that just was one random "whoa" comment out of nowhere

True story in college was drinking and a chubby girl with big hooters picked me up. She bought me a few rounds and we went back to my dorm. Girl had some curves and came from a wealthy family. She had a nice car and clothes. Lews old metal speed spool
Reels were out she bought me all 3 gear ratios and back then $100 each was a lot for a reel.

I had a good time don't care if she did or not.
She left her new blouse in my room.
The next night she came back and left he skirt. She took my robe back to her dorm.
She would always come over and leave crap at my dorm. This went on for 4 years of buying me crap and leaving stuff at my place.

My roommates girlfriend said that girl has nice taste in a skirt and blouse. She said she would like one like that and they were close to the same size.

I brought my clothes home and my mother washed and ironed them. I said it was for my girlfriend. Took the clothes and wrapped them in a box. Gave the skirt and blouse to my roommates girlfriend for a birthday gift.

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was at the library at LSU when I was a student. An AOL message pops up from a girl. Apparently, the last person sitting at the computer did not log out. So I pretend to be the other guy. I confessed to really liking her, telling her how pretty she was, and how I wanted to date her. She let me know that I already had a g/f and I told her I would leave her for you. So I convinced her to meet at the movies that night for a date. Well I went about my day and completely forgot about it. At the last second I was invited to the movies that night with the girl I was dating. I showed up very late and was trying to hurry. As I was walking from the parking lot I realized this is the time and place I made that fake date online pretending to be that other guy. There was a pretty girl standing up front who kept looking at her watch and had teary eyes. I could not help to think that was the girl I pranked. My heart sunk. I just put my head down and went into the movies.

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i mean the whole point was that those girls have insanely high self-valuations

and yeah you kind of have to be psychotic to invest so much in fricking with somebody and just totally forget it all

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Back when I was in college fat girls knew their place. They were drunken slumpbusters who gave great head and we're happy to do it.

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Amen brother! and not only that, back in the day, when side bitches go fricked they stayed fricked! they didn't go running around trying to track yo arse down and make trouble an' shite!