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re: Tell a story of how you wronged a girl
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:41 pm to Titus Pullo
Posted on 2/6/17 at 2:41 pm to Titus Pullo
When I was 18-19, I came in a few gals like in 5 seconds and then pulled out on the second one(back when I could go straight through for two.
) or even pulled out and faked it in my hand.
I didn't want them to know I nutted that quick and was embarrassed.
Most recent one was 22 years ago so I think I'm okay in the
"Dear Mikelbr, I think you're my father." Department.
I didn't want them to know I nutted that quick and was embarrassed.
Most recent one was 22 years ago so I think I'm okay in the
"Dear Mikelbr, I think you're my father." Department.
This post was edited on 2/6/17 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 2/6/17 at 3:05 pm to mikelbr
I used to mess around with a girl that was always dtf even enjoyed protein shakes when we finished. We'd go to pound town that night again and in the next morning. I was always shady to her but one day she showed up at my house with a bday cake and present. That shite weirded me out and I shaded out on her like for a couple months where I met her again late one night and piihb using Nivea after shave balm as lube. My friends all call her Nivea. I did the Nivea night and I was done with her. I got a good laugh last week when they had a pic of her in a wedding magazine with her lucky groom sent to me in our group text.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 3:34 pm to Shane Dawg
Well. Do you have the pic of her on the magazine cover?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 3:41 pm to Titus Pullo
quote:
Back when I was in college fat girls knew their place. They were drunken slumpbusters who gave great head and we're happy to do it. And that was cool.
and after boning them they turned in to a pizza and a six pack!
Posted on 2/6/17 at 3:49 pm to mikelbr
And the award for most random post of the day.......
Mikelbr

Mikelbr
Posted on 2/6/17 at 3:50 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
she also conveniently left off
So fat girls in lake chuck are uppity because they dont want to be your practice pussy? It didn't hit home, I've been ghosted before, but no ones ever treated me that way, thankfully. I think it was just that you were acting like you weren't a-hole enough that prompted an actual response, like that made you a nice guy or something. I dunno, have fun with that, I'll just go back to reading and being thankful for better judgement than the women in these stories seem to have.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 3:53 pm to anc
Took my highschool GF's Virginity in my truck at a party we were at. She then found me about 2 hours later playing tongue twister with another girl in the front yard. Somehow she didn't break up with me, that should've been the first sign of how bat shite crazy she was.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 3:54 pm to georgia
quote:
So fat girls in lake chuck are uppity because they dont want to be your practice pussy?
did i say that or are you projecting?
quote:
I think it was just that you were acting like you weren't a-hole enough that prompted an actual response, like that made you a nice guy or something.
i am a nice guy. it's a detriment (as we were discussing in the thread when i made that point)
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:01 pm to Titus Pullo
quote:
And the award for most random post of the day.......
Wattya mean?
I felt terrible about that and it was very much wrong to the couple of girls.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:26 pm to SlowFlowPro
You said it, Titus defined it, you didn't contradict it. That didn't really have anything to do with my perception.
But I'm just a girl that doesn't "know my place" so you guys go back to judging the way you treat all women by the Dane Cook handbook of getting laid, rather than raising your standards and just being honest with them. It seems like it's working out so far right? I hope you guys have nothing but daughters.
But I'm just a girl that doesn't "know my place" so you guys go back to judging the way you treat all women by the Dane Cook handbook of getting laid, rather than raising your standards and just being honest with them. It seems like it's working out so far right? I hope you guys have nothing but daughters.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:27 pm to georgia
quote:someone needs to make a sammich
But I'm just a girl that doesn't "know my place" so you guys go back to judging the way you treat all women
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:32 pm to OWLFAN86
Apparently so.
Mouthy woman doesn't know not to speak when the menfolk are present.
Mouthy woman doesn't know not to speak when the menfolk are present.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:33 pm to georgia
quote:cut the crust off and I like it pannini style
Mouthy woman doesn't know not to speak when the menfolk are present.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:34 pm to bubbz
quote:Damn! That is fricking beastly.
Starting talking to this girl I worked with for awhile. Hit it plenty but not dating. She got thrown out her parents house one night and thought she was going to come stay and live with me. Her car at the time was in the shop, so I went and picked her up. Had sex, and then I went to work the next day. All day she is texting me she is happy to be staying with me etc. Came home and had sex again and told her to get dressed, because she wasn't staying here. I went and dropped her back off at her house and hadn't talked to her since. I felt kind of bad at the time, but definitely the worst I've ever did a girl.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:41 pm to georgia
quote:
You said it, Titus defined it,
was he even around when we were discussing this yesterday?
you're also completely ignoring the context of the entire ocnveration, were myself and other guys were talking about how shitty it is that we have to be shitty to girls
quote:
But I'm just a girl that doesn't "know my place"
what in the frick are you talking about?
quote:
the Dane Cook handbook of getting laid,
are you from the past or something?
quote:
rather than raising your standards and just being honest with them.
again, what do you have against casual dating?
Posted on 2/6/17 at 4:47 pm to anc
Back in the summer of 2001 I was a counselor for the Upward Bound program at USA. (I have some funny JaMarcus Russell stories from that time) I met this girl out one night and begin to hook with her until I just got tired of it. Cut her off cold turkey. She called my room one day and left a voice mail on my room phone saying she was pregnant and wanted some money for the abortion. I was already moved back to Tuscaloosa so I just deleted it.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 5:03 pm to MontyFranklyn
One I'm not proud of...dated this girl that was friend's with my sister. We dated for about 6 mths and I still hadn't hit it yet so I used the L word and things improved considerably. After I had hit it for awhile, she started the marriage talk. I hit it one last time and broke up with her. She kept calling and asking my sister about me and I finally told her all I wanted was the sex and not her. She spent some time in Searcy(loony bin) and even her dad called me to ask her out again. I told him no and that she was crazy.
Posted on 2/6/17 at 9:06 pm to mikelbr
I thought you were responding to me and I was like "huh?".
I then realized you were just responding to the last post, which just happened to be me. I should have gone back and edited, but got distracted bv
I then realized you were just responding to the last post, which just happened to be me. I should have gone back and edited, but got distracted bv
Posted on 2/7/17 at 12:10 am to anc
In the 80's a buddy and I picked up these two girls in a bar in Houston. Took them to eat really late at some all night place. After they got up to go to the restroom, we just got up and left knowing their car was at the bar where we met.
We just decided we didn't need to be out any later.
We just decided we didn't need to be out any later.
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