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Tasks or chores you won’t let your wife do
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:37 am
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:37 am
After untangling a 100ft extention cord she crocheted together somehow, I’m adding rolling up extention cords to the list.
1. Weedeat
2. Start a fire
3. Cook gumbo or bbq
4. Pay bills
Bonus SJW crap to piss you off: Google search for “things your wife can’t do” and check out the results.
1. Weedeat
2. Start a fire
3. Cook gumbo or bbq
4. Pay bills
Bonus SJW crap to piss you off: Google search for “things your wife can’t do” and check out the results.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:41 am to sleepytime
I will not allow. lady Ammer to stoop to having to discipline the female members of the household staff. I also will not let her watch me discipline the female members of household staff.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:43 am to sleepytime
Usually cook, but sometimes I let her
Clean the dishes
Clean the kitchen
So mostly kitchen stuff.
Clean the dishes
Clean the kitchen
So mostly kitchen stuff.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:46 am to sleepytime
Pay bills
Cook the main entree when people come over
Cook the main entree when people come over
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:47 am to sleepytime
So what exactly does your wife do then
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:48 am to sleepytime
Any type of yard work besides pulling weeds.
Her standards and mine do not align.
Her standards and mine do not align.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:50 am to sleepytime
I rather weedeat than let her do it. She gets out there with flip flops and no glasses and thats at least a 1/2 roll of string gone. One time she decided she was going to weed eat with no glasses. I went out there to give her some, she got spooked and dropped the weedaeter on her toe.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:53 am to sleepytime
I don't let her did any yard work, for 2 reasons.
1. She works full time and keeps my house clean and belly full.
2. I genuinely enjoy doing yard work.
Eff that, she can have em
1. She works full time and keeps my house clean and belly full.
2. I genuinely enjoy doing yard work.
quote:
4. Pay bills
Eff that, she can have em
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:06 am to sleepytime
Hang items on the wall. She will put a screw or nail without an anchor.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:07 am to bayourougebengal
quote:
I don't let her did any yard work, for 2 reasons.
1. She works full time and keeps my house clean and belly full.
2. I genuinely enjoy doing yard work.
same. I enjoy the yard work and I do it.
I also do not let her pay the bills
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:08 am to sleepytime
Cook anything involving meat
Yard work
Take out the trash
Bath the dogs
Deep house cleaning
Yard work
Take out the trash
Bath the dogs
Deep house cleaning
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:34 am to sleepytime
Weedeat has to be #1. They are simply incapable.
Drive is #2 for me.
Drive is #2 for me.
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:07 pm to jimbeam
quote:
So what exactly does your wife do then
I’ll have to talk with her boss and get back with you
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:07 pm to TH03
quote:
Usually cook, but sometimes I let her
Clean the dishes
Clean the kitchen
So mostly kitchen stuff.
If you weren't such a stupid **** we could probably be friends.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:11 pm to TH03
quote:
Usually cook, but sometimes I let her
Clean the dishes
Clean the kitchen
So mostly kitchen stuff.
damn, she's got you trained
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:33 pm to High C
quote:
Operate the ZTR
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:45 pm to bayourougebengal
quote:
I don't let her did any yard work, for 2 reasons.
1. She works full time and keeps my house clean and belly full.
2. I genuinely enjoy doing yard work.
This.
The things that “I don’t let my wife do” are things that I either enjoy doing or do as service to her, not because I think she’s not competent.
Yard work is the main thing. I guess I’m just old fashioned but I just feel like a married woman shouldn’t be cutting the grass unless the husband is deployed, disabled or sick. I also don’t let her put air in her tires or move things that are heavy.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:49 pm to sleepytime
He does the yard work, I pay the bills. We split the interior chores, meaning, if you see something that needs to be done, just fkn do it. He grills and handles the smoker, I cook the gumbos. It is a very easygoing split that is never discussed. We know our strengths.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:52 pm to StupidBinder
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move things that are heavy.
Haha, my 5'0/100# self amd my SO carried one of those damn granite dining room tabletops down a flight of stairs when we moved. I'm strong, but I thought death was imminent.
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