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Tasks or chores you won’t let your wife do

Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:37 am
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3935 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:37 am
After untangling a 100ft extention cord she crocheted together somehow, I’m adding rolling up extention cords to the list.
1. Weedeat
2. Start a fire
3. Cook gumbo or bbq
4. Pay bills


Bonus SJW crap to piss you off: Google search for “things your wife can’t do” and check out the results.
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:41 am to
I will not allow. lady Ammer to stoop to having to discipline the female members of the household staff. I also will not let her watch me discipline the female members of household staff.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:43 am to
Usually cook, but sometimes I let her
Clean the dishes
Clean the kitchen


So mostly kitchen stuff.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35972 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:46 am to
Pay bills
Cook the main entree when people come over
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:47 am to
So what exactly does your wife do then
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34299 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:48 am to
Any type of yard work besides pulling weeds.

Her standards and mine do not align.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62167 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:48 am to
Operate the ZTR
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23351 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:50 am to
I rather weedeat than let her do it. She gets out there with flip flops and no glasses and thats at least a 1/2 roll of string gone. One time she decided she was going to weed eat with no glasses. I went out there to give her some, she got spooked and dropped the weedaeter on her toe.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:53 am to
I don't let her did any yard work, for 2 reasons.
1. She works full time and keeps my house clean and belly full.
2. I genuinely enjoy doing yard work.

quote:

4. Pay bills

Eff that, she can have em
Posted by Yaboylaroy
Member since Mar 2010
1847 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:06 am to
Hang items on the wall. She will put a screw or nail without an anchor.
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71821 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:07 am to
quote:

I don't let her did any yard work, for 2 reasons.
1. She works full time and keeps my house clean and belly full.
2. I genuinely enjoy doing yard work.



same. I enjoy the yard work and I do it.


I also do not let her pay the bills


Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8319 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:08 am to
Cook anything involving meat
Yard work
Take out the trash
Bath the dogs
Deep house cleaning
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13052 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:34 am to
Weedeat has to be #1. They are simply incapable.

Drive is #2 for me.
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3935 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

So what exactly does your wife do then

I’ll have to talk with her boss and get back with you
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Usually cook, but sometimes I let her
Clean the dishes
Clean the kitchen


So mostly kitchen stuff.


If you weren't such a stupid **** we could probably be friends.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Usually cook, but sometimes I let her
Clean the dishes
Clean the kitchen


So mostly kitchen stuff.



damn, she's got you trained
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Operate the ZTR
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 3:34 pm
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

I don't let her did any yard work, for 2 reasons.
1. She works full time and keeps my house clean and belly full.
2. I genuinely enjoy doing yard work.



This.

The things that “I don’t let my wife do” are things that I either enjoy doing or do as service to her, not because I think she’s not competent.

Yard work is the main thing. I guess I’m just old fashioned but I just feel like a married woman shouldn’t be cutting the grass unless the husband is deployed, disabled or sick. I also don’t let her put air in her tires or move things that are heavy.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:49 pm to
He does the yard work, I pay the bills. We split the interior chores, meaning, if you see something that needs to be done, just fkn do it. He grills and handles the smoker, I cook the gumbos. It is a very easygoing split that is never discussed. We know our strengths.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

move things that are heavy.


Haha, my 5'0/100# self amd my SO carried one of those damn granite dining room tabletops down a flight of stairs when we moved. I'm strong, but I thought death was imminent.
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