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Taco Bell gets a lot of blame for tummy troubles but it doesn't compare to milk

Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:35 pm
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:35 pm
I mean I can eat $20 worth of Taco Bell and I'll still have at least a few hours until diarrhea.

I just ate one bowl of cereal (whole milk) and I started farting immediately. I'm scared to move because I've pinned a whole mess of warm farts trapped in my couch.

Right now I'm putting the odds of a shart at -500
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57448 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:36 pm to
Shitting yourself every few years keeps you humble
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:36 pm to
Some of us are more evolved than others, such as yourself.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131279 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:37 pm to
you are one of those lactose intolerant nancy boys.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55554 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:37 pm to
taco bell took shredded chicken stuff off the menu and it's dead to me
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:38 pm to
Why do you eat Taco Bell if you know it will give you diarrhea?

Make that stuff at home. You can get the Taco Bell seasoning and sauce in the store. No shits. Profit!
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6961 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:38 pm to
Taco Bell is the Lord's fast food. I have never gotten sick from eating it
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13337 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:40 pm to
I’ve never had a single stomach issue from Taco Bell. I feel like that’s a myth.
Posted by CincinnatiTiger
Cincinnati, OH
Member since May 2010
904 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:40 pm to
Tummy troubles?!

Stick to the soy milk pussy
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16305 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

Lord's fast food


Chick-fil-A
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:42 pm to
I guess it's lactose intolerance but it's not going to stop me from drinking milk. Milk is so fricking good. I'll deal with the wet toots.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6961 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

Chick-fil-A


disciples need to eat on Sundays and at midnight
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:43 pm to
You're not eating enough of it. I agree that it's bullshite that they removed the shredded chicken shite. It's the ground beef that wreaks havoc
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:43 pm to
Found the guy without enough Northwestern European admixture
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10531 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:44 pm to
Welcome to the Lactose Intolerant club. Most people join us eventually
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10531 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:44 pm to
Fairlife milk is your friend. It’s pretty good and no lactose.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15547 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:45 pm to
Everything gives me the runs it seems. Hell, I get up and drink water then shite 4 times before lunch.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:48 pm to
It's really not that inconvenient for me. My wife doesn't seem to enjoy it though.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

I can eat $20 worth of Taco Bell

bullshite

That’s way too much food for one person
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98920 posts
Posted on 1/1/21 at 10:49 pm to
Get your special lady friend to pick this up at the store.

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