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Survival protocol: do's and don't's; what would you do?
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:25 am
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:25 am
People have done some pretty jacked up stuff to survive. Protocol for cold weather survival requires you to strip naked and cuddle for warmth under a heat blanket if you get wet. You're driving with a partner both males and the car slides off an iced road. You get wet and it is -30. To survive you both get naked and get under a line blanket designed to reflect heat back to your body. Do you get all the way naked and cuddled with another male to get warm? What do you do?
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 7:27 am
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:26 am to rebeloke
To live?
Yes.
Yes.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:26 am to rebeloke
I'd do a lot to continue living.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:27 am to rebeloke
i got big spoon!
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:28 am to rebeloke
Depends. Was I wearing North Face or Mountain Hardware?
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:28 am to rebeloke
quote:
Do you get all the way naked and cuddled with another male to get warm? What do you do?
Someone would have to have a severe complex to choose death over cuddling with a nude guy to survive.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:31 am to rebeloke
You make love to your partner to generate additional warmth.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:33 am to rebeloke
Underwear...if its not wet.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:33 am to rebeloke
The real trick is to wear fabrics that still help retain heat when wet.
Fleece and wool.
Cotton is a killer.
Fleece and wool.
Cotton is a killer.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:36 am to rebeloke
OP,
You're likely gay if you're looking for situations that allow you to get naked with another dude.
You're likely gay if you're looking for situations that allow you to get naked with another dude.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:37 am to Pectus
Always keep someone who runs slower and has a bigger profile than you around.
When you lose them, find another fitting that description.
When you lose them, find another fitting that description.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 7:38 am
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:40 am to C
Is homophobia a tell?
Posted on 11/25/15 at 7:52 am to rebeloke
Dude it's not about da boy booty secks if you are trying to stay alive. I would imagine that all opinions on what's socially acceptable, thoughts on morality between right and wrong, straight or gay, or any of thise things go right out the window if it is truly a matter of life and death. I have two amazing kids that I would do anything for, so yes I'd snuggle up to whomever to survive.
On that note, if the weather temperature is truly that cold, I can tell you that my weenie would be like a short stack of dimes. Not sure the other person would even feel anything.
On that note, if the weather temperature is truly that cold, I can tell you that my weenie would be like a short stack of dimes. Not sure the other person would even feel anything.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:26 am to rebeloke
sure. stripping naked while freezing to death, wet or not, is a common reaction.
this article goes over how you body reacts and has some crazy stories of actual events
LINK
this article goes over how you body reacts and has some crazy stories of actual events
LINK
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The doctor shakes his head. He can't remember seeing numbers so low. He's not quite sure how to revive this man without killing him.
In fact, many hypothermia victims die each year in the process of being rescued. In "rewarming shock," the constricted capillaries reopen almost all at once, causing a sudden drop in blood pressure. The slightest movement can send a victim's heart muscle into wild spasms of ventricular fibrillation. In 1980, 16 shipwrecked Danish fishermen were hauled to safety after an hour and a half in the frigid North Sea. They then walked across the deck of the rescue ship, stepped below for a hot drink, and dropped dead, all 16 of them.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:28 am to rebeloke
Back to back with underwear on
I will survive
I will survive
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:35 am to Old Sarge
We flip a coin for who gets under the blanket and who gets on top of the blanket.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:37 am to rebeloke
Just no eye contact.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:38 am to jmarto1
THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:45 am to rebeloke
Didn't you just make a thread ab how grateful your are to not be a fudge packer? Are you gay rebeloke? It wouldn't suprise any of us nor world we judge you, you're safe here bud 
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:06 am to rebeloke
You aren't surviving being wet and naked in -30 weather.
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