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re: Suicide by snakebite?
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:09 am to Walking the Earth
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:09 am to Walking the Earth
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Suicide by snakebite?
Sounds like the snake got depressed and committed suicide, too.
He couldn't go on after what he had done
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:13 am to seven_costanza
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I have always had a fear of someone putting a snake in my mailbox...
That is a really shitty thought. I will now have to be more cautious.
How does one get a hold of a cobra anyway? That has to be some black market type stuff.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:24 am to GoldenD
You can buy just about any kind of venomous snake on snake forums. Different states have different laws, require permits, etc. - but I'm sure many sellers don't care as long as you've got the cash and can pick it up in person.
This post was edited on 7/19/15 at 12:26 am
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:34 am to Spankum
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I have always had a fear of someone putting a snake in my mailbox...
We did that a couple time, but the snakes were roadkill.
When you live in the country, you make your own entertainment..
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:45 am to MasCervezas
Remember when the bronx zoo had a cobra that escaped back in 2011? he was in all the news stories and he joined twitter and was tweeting some pretty funny stuff while on the loose. Apparently they let him keep his twitter account and he is still at it. LINK
Generally, I don't like snakes but this one seems pretty amusing.
Jul 4 - Happy Independence Day from someone behind a wall of plexiglass.
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Mar 17 - A Komodo Dragon keeps drunk texting me. Another St. Patrick's Day at the zoo.
Feb 14 - Really, @Edible Arrangements? No chocolate covered rodent bouquets at all? This is 2015! #HappyValentinesDay
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:52 am to gingerkittie
Cleopatra.
Dat asp doe.
Dat asp doe.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 2:40 am to seven_costanza
On a side note, what ever happened to the dipshit in Florida who went to the hospital after he kissed his pet snake and it bit him? (I think it was a python)
Posted on 7/19/15 at 5:20 am to achenator
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so weird. i wonder what killed the snake?
Autoerotic asphyxiation
Posted on 7/19/15 at 6:34 am to Spankum
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I have always had a fear of someone putting a snake in my mailbox...
My brother in law's neighbor caught a copperhead and came over to the BIL's saying he was going to put it in his Grandparents mailbox. It did not happen because at some point it crawled out of the bucket.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 7:46 am to gingerkittie
This kid is the friend of a friend and there's a lot they aren't saying. He has mental issues and was self medicating instead of taking what the doctor's prescribed him and some other things were going on in his life that pushed him over the edge.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 7:49 am to GoldenD
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How does one get a hold of a cobra anyway? That has to be some black market type stuff.
His family owned an exotic pet store and he lived in the same building.
There were 4 sets of bite marks on his arm when they found him.
This post was edited on 7/19/15 at 7:52 am
Posted on 7/19/15 at 8:08 am to Walking the Earth
Can't take away their freedom.
It's only a matter of time before some dipsht lets a bunch of them free in the swamp or the cane fields and they follow the path of nutria and Python.
It's only a matter of time before some dipsht lets a bunch of them free in the swamp or the cane fields and they follow the path of nutria and Python.
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:34 pm to achenator
Jesus, that makes me cringe
Posted on 7/19/15 at 1:19 pm to The Boat
You say that as I'm taking a shite. Thanks
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