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re: Suicide by snakebite?

Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:09 am to
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:09 am to
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Suicide by snakebite?
Sounds like the snake got depressed and committed suicide, too.




He couldn't go on after what he had done
Posted by GoldenD
Katy
Member since Jan 2015
1004 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:13 am to
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I have always had a fear of someone putting a snake in my mailbox...


That is a really shitty thought. I will now have to be more cautious.


How does one get a hold of a cobra anyway? That has to be some black market type stuff.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:24 am to
You can buy just about any kind of venomous snake on snake forums. Different states have different laws, require permits, etc. - but I'm sure many sellers don't care as long as you've got the cash and can pick it up in person.
This post was edited on 7/19/15 at 12:26 am
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:31 am to
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21539 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:34 am to
quote:

I have always had a fear of someone putting a snake in my mailbox...


We did that a couple time, but the snakes were roadkill.

When you live in the country, you make your own entertainment..
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:45 am to


Remember when the bronx zoo had a cobra that escaped back in 2011? he was in all the news stories and he joined twitter and was tweeting some pretty funny stuff while on the loose. Apparently they let him keep his twitter account and he is still at it. LINK

Generally, I don't like snakes but this one seems pretty amusing.

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Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:52 am to
Cleopatra.

Dat asp doe.
Posted by seven_costanza
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2015
186 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:52 am to
Hahahahaha
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38378 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 2:40 am to
On a side note, what ever happened to the dipshit in Florida who went to the hospital after he kissed his pet snake and it bit him? (I think it was a python)
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19320 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 5:20 am to
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so weird. i wonder what killed the snake?




Autoerotic asphyxiation
Posted by Donkeypunch
Georgia
Member since Jun 2007
1428 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 6:34 am to
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I have always had a fear of someone putting a snake in my mailbox...


My brother in law's neighbor caught a copperhead and came over to the BIL's saying he was going to put it in his Grandparents mailbox. It did not happen because at some point it crawled out of the bucket.



Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 7:46 am to
This kid is the friend of a friend and there's a lot they aren't saying. He has mental issues and was self medicating instead of taking what the doctor's prescribed him and some other things were going on in his life that pushed him over the edge.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 7:49 am to
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How does one get a hold of a cobra anyway? That has to be some black market type stuff.



His family owned an exotic pet store and he lived in the same building.




There were 4 sets of bite marks on his arm when they found him.
This post was edited on 7/19/15 at 7:52 am
Posted by Overbrook
Member since May 2013
6419 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 8:08 am to
Can't take away their freedom.
It's only a matter of time before some dipsht lets a bunch of them free in the swamp or the cane fields and they follow the path of nutria and Python.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3335 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 11:54 am to
take your pick

LINK
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18968 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 12:34 pm to
Jesus, that makes me cringe
Posted by SoFunnyItsNot
Member since Mar 2013
4636 posts
Posted on 7/19/15 at 1:19 pm to
You say that as I'm taking a shite. Thanks
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