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re: Strangest place you've witnessed a fight?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:40 am to Forkbeard3777
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:40 am to Forkbeard3777
i was in court one day in gonzales and all of the criminals were lined up to enter pleas. when a man and woman got to the mic, the judge says "two related files?, ok, ya'll are married?" yes "you fought each other?" yes "at a wedding?" yes "AT YOUR OWN WEDDING!!!!?" yes
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:43 am to Forkbeard3777
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Strangest place you've witnessed a fight?
Restaurant. And one of the guys was a city councilman. He won.
Or
Mall of Louisiana. Girl fight. 2 against 1. The 2 beat 1 pretty good. Then they were trying to lift her over the rail to drop her from the second level to the first. People stopped Them from doing that. Beat up girl was sitting on ground licking her wounds and 1 of the other girls got free and kicked her in the face, punt style. Nighty night for that chick.
This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 7:49 am
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:48 am to Forkbeard3777
30 minutes before our high school football team was supposed to come out for opening stretches/warm ups, about thirty guys went to the practice field behind our fieldhouse to make a pit. Our two starting cornerbacks decided to beat the shite out of each other with pads on. No helmets. Both got sent home.
Was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:31 am to Forkbeard3777
Whole Foods in Boston, two soccer moms went at it right beside the kiddie play area
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:42 am to Forkbeard3777
A family Christmas party. I have aunts & uncles who duke it out. Ive seen an aunt of mine beat the shite out of my uncle (her brother) because he was dressed like Santa Claus & was saying stupid stuff to the kids, after he was finished she went to town on him.. Outside beating the shite out of Santa.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:42 am to Forkbeard3777
Bacchus Ball one older Caucasian lady (60-65) pulls out fork and butter knife then proceeds to take on 25-30 year old Caucasian woman for what the older one perceived to be a slight in the woman's restroom line. A few fork wounds to the younger one, 4 broken heels, 16 fake nails lost, bent butter knife as those don't really puncture the way forks do, 4 black eyes, two broken noses, 2 jewelry store dresses torn, 2 torn earlobes, one early bladder release soiling a dress with puddle on the floor, and an escort out of the convention center by NOPD.
It was at that moment when I realized just how low class the Bacchus Ball really is. High school prom in Mereaux for Adults.
It was at that moment when I realized just how low class the Bacchus Ball really is. High school prom in Mereaux for Adults.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:55 am to piratedude
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i was in court one day
If you want to see some good fights this is the place to go. Any courthouse on the day of court. I worked at a courthouse in college. I think court was usually on Tuesdays and I would always see cops either dragging someone down the stairs or walking down with someone handcuffed. One day some people got in a fight and one person threw someone else into the glass. You could see it from outside, if the person would have fell out, they would be history.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:59 am to ihometiger
Women scrap it out when they fight. Once they get to the point of fighting, they are possessed.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 9:05 am to Forkbeard3777
I was in the line of a Subway Sandwich store in Clemson, SC with my buddy who went there a few years ago. We were wasted. I was messing around on my phone and when I look up my buddy is swinging a meatball marinara sub sandwich at this guy and everyone is freaking out in the store. The guy behind the cash register was jumping up and down throwing gang signs yelling. I was so drunk it was hard to comprehend what was going on. He was immediately thrown out and I followed. Good times.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 9:12 am to Forkbeard3777
At a seafood restaurant
Posted on 12/11/15 at 9:19 am to Forkbeard3777
Conference Room at a Chemical Plant in the middle of a HAZOP (meeting). Two very senior engineers were arguing over the accuracy of P&IDs.
No punches were actually thrown. We stopped the meeting for a cool down period as they started to square off.
No punches were actually thrown. We stopped the meeting for a cool down period as they started to square off.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 9:19 am to rantfan
Thats it? A seafood restaurant? Who was fighting?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 9:20 am to Forkbeard3777
Tiger Stadium about 35 times.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 9:36 am to rantfan
Baton rouge restaraunt. Wasn't where but the who that got me.
Female patron got asked to leave after blatantly hitting on another uninterested party. Male manager asks her to leave. Female patron turns around and lays the male manager out with one haymaker.
Female patron got asked to leave after blatantly hitting on another uninterested party. Male manager asks her to leave. Female patron turns around and lays the male manager out with one haymaker.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:04 am to baseballmind1212
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Female patron turns around and lays the male manager out with one haymaker.
Proud to report that Mom has been sober for two years now.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:16 am to junkfunky
Top balcony of a bar. Yeah, great idea.
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