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re: Strangest/Funniest sex term you have heard?

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Posted by AUCE05
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:12 am to
Shrimping
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:33 am to
quote:


I wonder how many people have actually tried those things? Then again, maybe I don't want to know

To give you perspective, nearly all of these crazy things are nasty as frick to even me.

Eta. Except shrimping and felching. That's just prudent modern day chivalry.
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 7:35 am
Posted by tigburls
Member since Feb 2010
595 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:43 am to
Boofing has been around for a long time. It is an abbreviation for buttfrick, which became bufu (boo-foo) which got shortened to boof.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16571 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:49 am to
I always found the spiderman definition on urban dictionary hilarious. It's blocked here, but it went something like:

When you are in the vinegar strokes, pull out and go in your hand, then throw it in your partner's face yelling "go web go."
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 7:49 am
Posted by NikolaiJakov
Moscow
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:51 am to
Tuscaloosa Dumpling...definitions vary

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:17 am to
quote:

it feels weird when I cover the entire length of the other guys ween with my foreskin.


Posted by Downtown Devin Brown
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:30 am to
Moostercat
Posted by occams razor
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:47 am to
Chocolate starfish
Posted by TigerNutts
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:52 am to


This thread...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Chocolate starfish


I think that's slang for an a-hole, not necessarily a "sex term".
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
38108 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 9:28 am to
I heard one on here the other day that I hadn't heard before, "snicker licker".

A white girl that only dates black men.

The more you know...
Posted by redbaron
Member since Aug 2011
754 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 9:29 am to
Hopping the curb

When, in the act of having vaginal intercourse, a mans penis slips from the vagina and into the partner's anus
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4786 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 10:18 am to
Booty Hosin' heard that one the other day for anal.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 10:23 am to
Blue Dolphin
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 10:37 am to
shrimp slurpee

when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others arse and then sucks it out with a straw!


Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:02 am to
I read this thread hoping for some juvenile type sex terms. Instead, I feel like I need a shower and then to go to church
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Glass bottom boat- A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top.

Alaskan pipeline- the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones vagina.


WHO THE frick thinks these things up? How much drugs do you have to do to think this is hot? Jeez.

Posted by TigerGyp
Lafayette
Member since May 2006
998 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:12 am to
petting
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45074 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:14 am to
Alaskan pipeline; I lol IRL.
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:16 am to
I use this fairly often - Cracking off some knuckle babies.

AKA - guy masturbating

Ex:

Wife: Honey, what are you doing in the shower?
Me: Cracking off some knuckle babies, why what's up?
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 11:17 am
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