Stepped on one of these in the yard yesterday and screamed like a little bitch

fricking disgusting. I hope you killed it baw

That's a nope rope

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screaming like the rightful bitch

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Your grass looks dead...

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That's not the actual snake, just a pic of the same kind that I found on the googs.

Dem Kobra Kangz are scary!

Had a burn pile in the backyard I've been placing limbs, scrap wood, dead bushes and a Christmas tree on an I decided to finally burn the other day... Well as soon as I hosed it down with lighter fluid and tossed a match about a 100 of those came shooting out of the pile. I do keep a pellet gun for the occasional snake, but my gawd I literally could shoot them fast enough..

It was slightly terrifying experience. Though it wouldn't have been as bad had my chicken shite dog not said "frick dis I'm out " and ran inside leaving me to defend myself

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I would’ve just died right there. That would’ve been the end of me.

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Pretty sure that day cut 10 years from my life..

Conversation that occurred when I ran inside..

Wife: What in Gods name is wrong with you??
Me: Snakemageddon just occurred in the backyard!
Wife: What???
Me: Snakes! burn pile! Everywhere!!
Wife: WTF are you talking about? Is that why the dog came flying in the house and hid behind me??
Me: Yes! that bastard left me for dead!
Wife: You're being dramatic
Me: What?! No I'm not! that was my Alamo! I was overrun!
Wife: You're and idiot, go grab a beer and calm down Davy Crockett..

Except king snake. Dint kill em. They kill poisonous snakes

He got a purdy mouth.