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re: Starbucks Unicorn Crap

Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:51 am to
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93999 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:51 am to
quote:

If I see one more thing about this drink or hear anyone talking about it, I'm going to kick some arse. Overpriced disgusting garbage. That, and all of its coffee.


Oh, I should delete this thread then...right?
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 8:00 am to
Let me get this straight. You started a thread to talk about a drink you don't want to hear anyone talk about?

Makes sense.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Starbucks is Crap

FIFY
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18399 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 8:06 am to
quote:

hear anyone talking about it


That's the only reason people buy this stuff is so they can say they had it. I don't go to Starbucks because I am not an uppity coffee snob who has to drink 5 dollar cups of coffee.
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3199 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 8:10 am to
quote:

They got unicorns up in Gretna


Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22018 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 8:14 am to
SJW/fig joint - no visit that suckhole business.....
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66495 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 8:25 am to
I can parrel park like a SOB
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 8:28 am to
Pretty sure you are witnessing the new age marketing; get someone to viralize your brand.

1. get someone, like an employee, to go nuts while not bashing the product itself,
2. propagate the material via social media,
3. sit back wand watch the sheep get in line to see what the hell it's all about,
4. don't reprimand the "rogue" employee, but invite him to meet upper management to get ground level input.

I'm not a Starbucks person, but have to admit it's pretty clever.
This post was edited on 4/21/17 at 8:29 am
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (16 fl oz)
Calories 410 Calories from Fat 140
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 16g 25%
Saturated Fat 10g 50%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 45mg 15%
Sodium 230mg 10%
Total Carbohydrate 62g 21%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Sugars 59g
Protein 5g
Vitamin A 15%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 20%
Iron 0%
value.


I can think of a few reasons why you shouldn't buy this.



It's basically a can of coke with an egg dropped in it.
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