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Squirrelacide

Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:50 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:50 pm
Another one of our furry friends used me and my jeep in suicide attempt , a successful one I might ad.


little fricker runs out in the middle of the street, I slow down, it leaves the street I speed up

squirrel runs back out into the street.



no more squirrel but a lot of guilt
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11070 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

no more squirrel but a lot of guilt


Go hug a tree.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108731 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:51 pm to
This is as low as gets for you.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

This is as low as gets for you.
that would be your mom

this is nothing compared to that
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:55 pm to
Sounds nuts
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:57 pm to
I ran over a squirrel with my bike once!
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66525 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:58 pm to
Maybe his wife nagged him a lot
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:02 pm to
That was some pretty squirrely behavior.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Maybe his wife nagged him a lot

No, he was reading the OP's post history
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3362 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:06 pm to
It's unfortunate the squirrel wasn't the driver and you being the one in the street.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

It's unfortunate the squirrel wasn't the driver and you being the one in the street.
that seems a bit harsh
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:15 pm to
Did he leave a note?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:21 pm to
yes,, yes the squirrel left note.
it read,,
quote:

tell lsuwontonwrap to go frick himself
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:30 pm to
Well, if you're being honest, I'm glad he's dead.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24176 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:36 pm to
I often describe my wife as making decisions as well as a squirrel in the middle of the road.
Posted by chadr07
Rapides Parish
Member since Jan 2015
14809 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:43 pm to
I stabbed 3 squirrels deep in the jungle back in Vietnam.
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