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re: Spring water bottles the pop and make unexplained noises

Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by chasmania
Member since Jun 2017
65 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:43 pm to
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This has nothing to do with it and completely coincidental


I have learned that what seems coincidental is more often than not intentional.

I think I agree with your temperature change/air pressure change theory, but something cell phone is also involved.
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:45 pm to
You are so dumb.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:45 pm to
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I think I agree with your temperature change/air pressure change theory,


excuse me but I was the one that first mentioned this


quote:

but something cell phone is also involved.



not it's not Heather, stop being a crazy bitch
Posted by TigerHoochie
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:47 pm to
What does your therapist say?
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:48 pm to
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what temperature and air pressure issues are going to occur in an air conditioned house?


Can't be serious.

Actually, "chasmania", it is due to laser snipers positioned at various places outside your home shooting at the bottles with micro-precision green lasers. These shots last only a fraction of a second, therefore they are very difficult to see, but if you stare at the bottle constantly and minimize your blinking intervals, you are "more" likely to actually witness the shot. Also, setting up the observation in a dark room will increase your odds a little.

My advice is to do some observations over the next few nights and try to establish a pattern of the shots. From that pattern, you may be able to determine a genera; direction from where they are coming from. Then you can set of screens to block those shots.
Posted by chasmania
Member since Jun 2017
65 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:53 pm to
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Actually, "chasmania", it is due to laser snipers positioned at various places outside your home shooting at the bottles with micro-precision green lasers. These shots last only a fraction of a second, therefore they are very difficult to see, but if you stare at the bottle constantly and minimize your blinking intervals, you are "more" likely to actually witness the shot. Also, setting up the observation in a dark room will increase your odds a little.

My advice is to do some observations over the next few nights and try to establish a pattern of the shots. From that pattern, you may be able to determine a genera; direction from where they are coming from. Then you can set of screens to block those shots.


I'm not some nut. Lasers - no.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:54 pm to
Changing pressures
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:57 pm to
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I'm not some nut.


OK, again, not sure if serious.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:59 pm to
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and you know I'm not a cell phone fan
You just joined TigerDroppings so how do we know what you like or dislike?
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:01 pm to
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I'm not some nut


quote:


I think I agree with your temperature change/air pressure change theory, but something cell phone is also involved.


Posted by chasmania
Member since Jun 2017
65 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:04 pm to
The cell phone is involved.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:05 pm to
Heather? Is this you?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10112 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

The cell phone is involved.


I agree, let's hash this out. Cover your bottle with tinfoil and use your phone, I bet the pops disappear.
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

The cell phone is involved.




quote:

I'm not some nut
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3193 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by chasmania
Member since Jun 2017
65 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:10 pm to
quote:


I agree, let's hash this out. Cover your bottle with tinfoil and use your phone, I bet the pops disappear.


I'm not a tin foil hat type - at all.

The pops and crackling correlates to two things - handling OR nearby cell phone use (and it only seems to be my cell phone, which of course is no surprise)
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10112 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:12 pm to
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I'm not a tin foil hat type - at all. The pops and crackling correlates to two things - handling OR nearby cell phone use (and it only seems to be my cell phone, which of course is no surprise)


I didn't say put tinfoil on your head. Jesus, who does that anyways?

I said wrap your bottle in tinfoil to block the signals that are interfering with the atomic structure of your plastic water bottle.

If it still pops, we might be dealing with something much more sinister. If it doesn't pop, we know the cell signals are using the plastic as some sort of antenna which is heating the materials up in a minute way.
Posted by chasmania
Member since Jun 2017
65 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:13 pm to
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f it still pops, we might be dealing with something much more sinister. If it doesn't pop, we know the cell signals are using the plastic as some sort of antenna which is heating the materials up in a minute way.


Makes sense. I'll try it. Thanks.

ETA: Full bottle, half full, or what?
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 2:14 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:14 pm to
How's things in North Texas ?

Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10112 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:15 pm to
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half full


You're an optimist, that's good... Half full is best, that is a good mix of liquid to gas.
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