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re: Spring water bottles the pop and make unexplained noises
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:43 pm to Chinese Bandit
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:43 pm to Chinese Bandit
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This has nothing to do with it and completely coincidental
I have learned that what seems coincidental is more often than not intentional.
I think I agree with your temperature change/air pressure change theory, but something cell phone is also involved.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:45 pm to chasmania
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I think I agree with your temperature change/air pressure change theory,
excuse me but I was the one that first mentioned this
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but something cell phone is also involved.
not it's not Heather, stop being a crazy bitch
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:47 pm to chasmania
What does your therapist say?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:48 pm to chasmania
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what temperature and air pressure issues are going to occur in an air conditioned house?
Can't be serious.
Actually, "chasmania", it is due to laser snipers positioned at various places outside your home shooting at the bottles with micro-precision green lasers. These shots last only a fraction of a second, therefore they are very difficult to see, but if you stare at the bottle constantly and minimize your blinking intervals, you are "more" likely to actually witness the shot. Also, setting up the observation in a dark room will increase your odds a little.
My advice is to do some observations over the next few nights and try to establish a pattern of the shots. From that pattern, you may be able to determine a genera; direction from where they are coming from. Then you can set of screens to block those shots.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:53 pm to Boudreaux35
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Actually, "chasmania", it is due to laser snipers positioned at various places outside your home shooting at the bottles with micro-precision green lasers. These shots last only a fraction of a second, therefore they are very difficult to see, but if you stare at the bottle constantly and minimize your blinking intervals, you are "more" likely to actually witness the shot. Also, setting up the observation in a dark room will increase your odds a little.
My advice is to do some observations over the next few nights and try to establish a pattern of the shots. From that pattern, you may be able to determine a genera; direction from where they are coming from. Then you can set of screens to block those shots.
I'm not some nut. Lasers - no.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:57 pm to chasmania
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I'm not some nut.
OK, again, not sure if serious.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:59 pm to chasmania
quote:You just joined TigerDroppings so how do we know what you like or dislike?
and you know I'm not a cell phone fan

Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:01 pm to chasmania
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I'm not some nut
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I think I agree with your temperature change/air pressure change theory, but something cell phone is also involved.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:05 pm to chasmania
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The cell phone is involved.
I agree, let's hash this out. Cover your bottle with tinfoil and use your phone, I bet the pops disappear.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:05 pm to chasmania
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The cell phone is involved.
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I'm not some nut
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:10 pm to SidewalkDawg
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I agree, let's hash this out. Cover your bottle with tinfoil and use your phone, I bet the pops disappear.
I'm not a tin foil hat type - at all.
The pops and crackling correlates to two things - handling OR nearby cell phone use (and it only seems to be my cell phone, which of course is no surprise)
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:12 pm to chasmania
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I'm not a tin foil hat type - at all. The pops and crackling correlates to two things - handling OR nearby cell phone use (and it only seems to be my cell phone, which of course is no surprise)
I didn't say put tinfoil on your head. Jesus, who does that anyways?
I said wrap your bottle in tinfoil to block the signals that are interfering with the atomic structure of your plastic water bottle.
If it still pops, we might be dealing with something much more sinister. If it doesn't pop, we know the cell signals are using the plastic as some sort of antenna which is heating the materials up in a minute way.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:13 pm to SidewalkDawg
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f it still pops, we might be dealing with something much more sinister. If it doesn't pop, we know the cell signals are using the plastic as some sort of antenna which is heating the materials up in a minute way.
Makes sense. I'll try it. Thanks.
ETA: Full bottle, half full, or what?
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:14 pm to chasmania
How's things in North Texas ?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 2:15 pm to chasmania
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half full
You're an optimist, that's good... Half full is best, that is a good mix of liquid to gas.
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