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re: Spin off thread.. did you masturbate more while dating, engaged or married?
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:13 pm to LNCHBOX
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:13 pm to LNCHBOX
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Couldn't tell you, for me it is very rarely.
How is that even possible, what do you do when you get boners that won't go away and no women are around? I mean I have to when I wake up each morning and sometimes my boner will wake me up in the middle of the night and I have to take care of it then.
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:14 pm to redbullwings
Single
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:21 pm to redbullwings
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dating, engaged or married
The masturbation level doesn't change. The only thing that changes is where my baby batter lands.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:22 pm to TIGRLEE
Spinoff of spinoff: Have you ever masturbated to a colored woman? 
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:23 pm to lsu480
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Spinoff of spinoff: Have you ever masturbated to a colored woman?
What color?
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:24 pm to Traffic Circle
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What color?
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:28 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Only whack it to clean out the engines before sexy time and never been married, so dating it is.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:28 pm to Traffic Circle
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What color?
Any really but I was mostly speaking about the color of the people in the NAACP.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:41 pm to redbullwings
I've kept a steady three times a day since I was thirteen. Regardless of marital status
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:48 pm to redbullwings
All of the above
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:11 pm to lsu480
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Posted by lsu480 Spinoff of spinoff: Have you ever masturbated to a colored woman?
My political views are racist; my penis is not
Edit: is a marriage thread where lnchbox doesn't act like a douche bag
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:12 pm to redbullwings
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and you are forced to go "take a dump"
Fortunately, I shite a lot, so it never raises any eyebrows.
As to the question, for me it was while we were engaged. Knocked-up my wife when we had been engaged for about a month, so before too long, fapping was my only choice. But that was more circumstantial. Ordinarily, I'd guess married because that's when you've been together the longest (and thus you seek a more diverse subject matter).
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:13 pm to lsu480
quote:Are you fricking kidding me? I feel bad for the dudes that haven't. They pretty much always have great asses.
Spinoff of spinoff: Have you ever masturbated to a colored woman?
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:15 pm to redbullwings
Very very little during marriage
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:17 pm to redbullwings
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I say after marriage, and I had to get very good at hiding it...
weird you have to hide it
i had a conversation with my wife here friend and her long term boyfriend. my wifes friend actually gets mat at her boyfriend for watching porn and masturbating. I just sat back and laughed at them. of course i watch porn and masturbate. my wife knows it. why is that supposed to be a secret? now my wifes friend knows and i was honest with it. she still doesn't like her bf to do it. for me and my wife it's natural
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:22 pm to bencoleman
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I've kept a steady three times a day since I was thirteen. Regardless of marital status
That's more than me and yall think I'm a perv. Hah.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:23 pm to mikelbr
Yeah but you don't look away during the closeup of the dick.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:23 pm to cleetus
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. for me and my wife it's natural
What could possibly be more natural than looking at 2 dementional women on an electronic screen who is pretending to orgasm while you simulate the act of sex in a sock.
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:23 pm to redbullwings
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say after marriage, and I had to get very good at hiding it...
Haha I'm sorry.
I basically let a significant other know that if the beds a rockin she can help or shut the frick up and not interrupt.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 6:24 pm to jrodLSUke
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What could possibly be more natural than looking at 2 dementional women on an electronic screen who is pretending to orgasm while you simulate the act of sex in a sock.
exactly right?
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