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Spin off thread.. did you masturbate more while dating, engaged or married?

Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:42 pm
Posted by redbullwings
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:42 pm
I say after marriage, and I had to get very good at hiding it...
Posted by BIGDAB
Go for the Jugular
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:43 pm to
SPINOFF thread of the year
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:44 pm to
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I say after marriage, and I had to get very good at hiding it...




Cool wife!
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:44 pm to
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did you masturbate more while dating, engaged or married?


yep
Posted by txbd
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2014
2332 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:44 pm to
I would have to choose D) After my marriage ended
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:46 pm to
What's the normal amount for not married? I'm curious.

Cause if it increases after marriage I'm headed for someone taping my hands together like sons of anarchy guy.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:47 pm to
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What's the normal amount for not married? I'm curious.


Couldn't tell you, for me it is very rarely. But apparently I'm an outlier.
Posted by redbullwings
Member since Aug 2013
874 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:49 pm to
I think the female "nag" factor quadruples after you get married. That being said, when you are in the mood, she most likely isn't and she's mad at you for something stupid and you are forced to go "take a dump".
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:50 pm to
It sounds like your marriage sucks. No offense.
Posted by FAF
NOLA
Member since May 2014
1427 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:50 pm to
Same for all.

Choke it before your poke it.
Longer sex.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:50 pm to
Why do you have to hide it? Your wife honestly thinks you don't at all?
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:53 pm to
Why do people masturbate?
Posted by redbullwings
Member since Aug 2013
874 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:53 pm to
My marriage doesn't suck actually. But I have less sex now than before. We had a lot of sex before marriage. I think we have just leveled off for now. I do masturbate more than before, but rarely did it before.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:54 pm to
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I say after marriage


well shite
Posted by redbullwings
Member since Aug 2013
874 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 4:55 pm to
no she's not retarded, but I'm not going to openly do it in front of her. She would probably never look at me the same if she saw my face while I was masturbating. A dude masturbating can't be hot to a woman...
Posted by FAF
NOLA
Member since May 2014
1427 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:00 pm to
..but a chick masturbating.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:02 pm to
Gotcha. That's understandable. I don't discuss this with my husband either....just assume he does.


And finding a bottle of lotion in the couch cushion one morning after I worked the night before with a box of tissues nearby also confirmed this Def made sure to tease him about that one.
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
5017 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:04 pm to
So does LSU Nurse masturbate? If so, why?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72315 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:04 pm to
A man should never leave his Jergens just lying around.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79819 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 5:07 pm to
Seriously? Because it feels good, that's why.
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