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South Carolina Warns to Beware of Lizard Men During Eclipse

Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:20 am
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:20 am
Lizzard people!


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The State has detailed the rich history and recent resurfacing of the lizard man, who apparently first appeared in the state in 1988. The creature (or creatures—who knows, this could be a lizard family affair) has been described as a scaly, 7-foot-tall, red-eyed, devilish thing.


Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:23 am to
quote:

He claimed the "red-eyed devil" chased him down, jumping on the roof of his car as the teen sped away. Davis said he was able to chuck the beast off the roof and live to tell the tale


Yes.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33222 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:24 am to

Posted by GetCocky11
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Posted by tLSU
Member since Oct 2007
8691 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:26 am to
And to make matters worse, he now has a dragon.
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
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Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:56 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 9:02 am to
quote:

South Carolina

quote:

The State has detailed the rich history and recent resurfacing of the lizard man



Wait wut?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
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Posted on 8/21/17 at 9:05 am to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23557 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 9:11 am to
I hope it has its eclipse glasses.

Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22082 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 9:32 am to
now i'm not positive, but this feels racist.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132663 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 9:33 am to
Spoilers bitch
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89837 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 9:39 am to
quote:

South Carolina Warns to Beware of Lizard Men During Eclipse


Posted by BoogahEatah
Live on Stage
Member since Jan 2004
4176 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 9:52 am to
:inb4reptillians:
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 8/21/17 at 9:58 am to
Posted by someLSUdoosh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2016
893 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:03 am to
"O NO ITS GODZILLA!!!!!"
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