re: Sorry for partying - 2018 spring break edition

Sweet Jesus, they look so young. Like little children. Damn, I feel old.

I'll say this too, I go to pool parties in Vegas and Miami now (Surrender at Encore Beach and SLS Hyde in Miami mostly). Was at a big one last weekend and will be at some for winter music conference this week including at least one the biggest one of the week with a $200 base general admission.

The quality of arse is much better, but all of them are lame compared to the shite that used to go down at those ridiculous la vela and spinnaker parties. People just cant let loose the same with the camera phones and everyone trying to take pics to show how "much fun they are having" to post on their dipshit and lame Facebook, Instagram, etc.

shite, girls used to lick each other's pussies at times on that la vela stage during a contest among other things.

Club la vela. I may be misspelling it, but that big 18 and over nightclub with the bikini and wet t-shirt contests.

Is it still there?

It’s still open per google, we went when we were 17-19. It was raunchy in a good way.

My kid would be the one with his head buried thinking about the ensuing hell thats coming his way after I find out

How am I supposed to get mad at my kid after riding on that bus myself ?

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I bet all of their parents would say the same thing

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I don't know how they do it now, but back then, the scam was that you go on a chain gang for a day and it was exponged, your parents never knew about it, it doesn't go on your record.

If you didn't want to plead guilty and you didn't want to go on the chain gang, they would put it on your record and make you come back to PC 3 months later for a court date, even if it was just a simple fine, no mail order, you had to do come back to court.

It was a fricking racket.

Basically, "you go pick up trash all day or we are calling your parents".

The worst part is that the cop issuing the summons doesn't tell you what you are in for, so you show up at the courthouse in the morning in basic clothes, not prepared to spend 12 hours outside doing labor in Florida. They provided water and sunscreen, and lunch was brought in from the local corrections facility, same lunch the inmates had. And I had sandals on, and in addition to sunburn I got about 700 sandburs in my feet.

As an adult, I have spent tens of thousands of dollars in Florida on vacations, but I haven't spent a dime in PC and I never will. frick those people.

Someone should make a movie about what a fricking racket those cracker gimps are running. Or were running. I don't know how the racket works now. This was 90's.

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Someone should make a movie about what a fricking racket those cracker gimps are running. Or were running. I don't know how the racket works now. This was 90's.

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Damn. I was caught drinking underage in PC and they just made me open and dump all the beers in my cooler. This was 96 or so.

Apologies for being inconvenienced as your punishment for breaking the law.