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Son Enlisting in Marines -- Question about MEPS

Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:11 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:11 pm
My eldest will enlist shortly. After the interview, he goes to MEPS for screening.

Any advice? Any pitfalls to avoid? Descriptions of the process? Things to do? Not to do? All advice appreciated.

Note: I posted about a year ago about his military plans. Tried to update the original but it was anchored. Thanks to all who offered advice back then.
Posted by tiger rag 93
KCMO
Member since Oct 2007
2571 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:15 pm to
Did MEPS in October. Tell him to say no to everything that could get him medically DQ'd and get ready for a long day of hurry up and wait. I was there as a potential officer so I had it easier as I didn't have to wait as much, but the enlisted guys did a lot of sitting around.
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 7:16 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:15 pm to
MEPS is pretty straight forward. A piss test and a basic physical.
Posted by JAMAC2001
Member since Jan 2013
2764 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:19 pm to

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Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117717 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:20 pm to
He'll be fine.

Thanks for his service.
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 7:21 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:21 pm to
Duck walk.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Duck walk.

This is the worst part of MEPS.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:26 pm to
That's about all I remember besides waking up early and waiting all day.
Posted by jfturner212
1176 Bob Pettit Boulevard
Member since Nov 2004
5479 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:26 pm to
A super old man doctor is going to look at your sons balls. Then he is going to piss in a cup. After that, a recruiter is going to ask him questions about legal history. That's it.

The shittiness is going to give him a real taste of what he has to look forward to in the Marines.
Posted by JAMAC2001
Member since Jan 2013
2764 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:28 pm to
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Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19255 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:28 pm to
Embrace the suck.
Posted by FiddleHead
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
14776 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:29 pm to
The first introduction to standing by. It's fun
Posted by MSWebfoot
Hernando
Member since Oct 2011
3263 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:29 pm to
Back in '93 (Navy) it was a long day of nothing to do. I went in knowing what my rate was going to be, but took the nuke test because I had 2 hours to waste, failed miserably. I remember playing pool pretty much all day.

Thanks for his service and your supporting his decision!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Back in '93 (Navy) it was a long day of nothing to do. I went in knowing what my rate was going to be, but took the nuke test because I had 2 hours to waste, failed miserably. I remember playing pool pretty much all day.

It was the same in '98, when I went through, and '07 when I worked there.
Posted by tigers12
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
295 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:38 pm to
Piece of cake day. Tell him to relax and be honest if he has nothing to hide. Worst part was the long day of hurrying up and waiting.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19692 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:42 pm to
Da frick? There was no pool in 03 that I was aware of, and I got "lost" once or twice.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:45 pm to
The only advice I can offer is to wear boxer shorts.
Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2466 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:53 pm to
Here's the drill:

o Keep your mouth shut

o Do what you're told

o Never volunteer

Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:54 pm to
Tell him not to piss off the people taking his blood.
Posted by eldouchebag
BR
Member since Aug 2012
548 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 8:07 pm to
Tell him to get ready to be yelled at by old black ladies all day
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