Something you said you would never do but you did

Commit suicide because of threads one on TD constantly makes.

fricking subtle bragger. What a shite topic. Well done you big goofball

Seriously, if you and 911moto were getting a beer together, I think the vast majority of this board would be in favor of blowing up that bar.

And the rest of the country would consider the bartender's death a service to his country, and he would be buried at Arlington, because you two are the terrorists of TD.

Do you have a book that has these phenomenal "icebreakers", & if so, can I borrow it?

I said I'd never date another girl who takes antipsychotics.

Then I realised,..they all should.

My, you've expanded your posting from terrible original posts to memes and gifs.

You're like the posting equivalent of a college student at a liberal arts college. You've slightly improved, so I feel like you deserve a medal.

None of your fricking business. Stop asking these stupid-arse questions.

Said I'd never get remarried.

So you're single. No woman ever gave you a second look. You don't have a pot to piss in and you have to tie a pork chop around your neck so your dog will play with you.

Got it.