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re: Someone took a crap outside my back office door

Posted on 1/6/21 at 11:42 am to
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 11:42 am to
That was your performance evaluation.
Posted by bamabkj
Member since Dec 2015
696 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 11:43 am to
Be glad they didn't get to your desk. Then they would of really asserted dominance.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 11:43 am to
Look man that boudin from Jerry Lee's hits hard and fast. I couldn't help it
Posted by KickPuncher
Member since Jun 2020
754 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 11:43 am to
You should take a feces sample and get it analized and see if the dna comes back to matching someone. shite really is chemical warfare, and possibly a racists hate crime, depending on which side of the color board you belong too.
Posted by Le Tenia
Member since Feb 2015
4458 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 11:43 am to
Well, it wasn't me.

Should be some finger prints in the finger painting on the door.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12346 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 11:44 am to
you just got Covid for just looking at it
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16550 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Someone took a crap outside my back office door


I had a job in highschool where the business had an overhang area in the back adjacent to an alley in Gulfport, Ms. The bums would tuck in and sleep under there at night. It was my job to take a pistol out of the office at the beginning of the day and go scare the bums out of the back. They often shite on the ground overnight and if you haven't had to shovel human shite off the ground before I can tell you it is the exact opposite of a pleasurable experience.
This post was edited on 1/6/21 at 11:54 am
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7644 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:00 pm to
The Mississippi delta is one of the worst places in America.
Posted by lsugrad35
Jambalaya capital of the world
Member since Feb 2007
3179 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:01 pm to
This is exactly what I needed today
Posted by Brocephus
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Sep 2012
38 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:02 pm to
Aren’t you working from home?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18050 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:03 pm to
When I say "no mayo" on my whopper, I am serious.
Posted by Loomis
BR
Member since Feb 2011
142 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:03 pm to
Pics?
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10543 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:05 pm to
He called the shite poop!
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64184 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

What’s up Halpert Still queer?


Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42277 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:08 pm to
You have to have watched The Office to get this, but:

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95311 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 12:12 pm to
If you’re going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear a mask to kill the smell
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 1:06 pm to
It was probably that damn Sasquatch!
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49618 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 1:17 pm to
Sorry, HAD to go
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11292 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 1:24 pm to
This is Hood law:

If you can, steal it. If you can't, break it. If you can't break it, take a shite on it.

Congrats, your office is solidly built.
Posted by Gtmodawg
PNW
Member since Dec 2019
4580 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

and smeared some on the door for good measure. Awesome times!



I damn near got a dodge ram 50 (Mitsubishi) pickup high centered backing over some junkies load at a parking deck at Hartsfield 20 years ago. Somehow it was just under the back bumper and the differential ran up on it and it was just about stuck off the ground LOL...it was an impressive load.....damned heroine is a motherfricker apparently...
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