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re: Someone Stole My Martin Guitar From BTR Last Night; Thanks, POS

Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:14 pm to
First of all if you really did own a Martin;

1). You wouldn't of had "just" forgotten it sitting in a fricking bathroom stall at a fricking airport.

2). If it was a Martin then that would had been the very first thing that you pick up over anything else that you were carrying into a stall to take a shite.

3). Stop blaming the airport, the crack heads, airport workers and Baton Rouge for your dumbass mistake.

4). If it really meant that much to you then you wouldn't have forgotten it in the first place.

5). Own up to your frick up and cowboy up.

6). Stop crying like a little 6 year old bitch. You left it and got what you deserved for doing so.

Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21648 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:14 pm to
I never did see where you posted what model it was. If it is an x-series, then you are being too dramatic. If it is an HD Series, then you aren't being dramatic enough.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73900 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

You left it and got what you deserved for doing so


frickin right ! you forget something it's fair game. first come first serve !
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113960 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

If something is so very special and also 3 feet long ... dont lose it.


Forgot my kid in an airport bathroom overnight... sure do miss him.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73900 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

Forgot my kid in an airport bathroom overnight... sure do miss him.


he's probably still there.. only now he has a new guitar.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26074 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Forgot my kid in an airport bathroom overnight... sure do miss him.




He's doing ok. He's been doing odd and end jobs painting, cutting grass, roofing repair, etc. Earns an honest day's wage of a ham sandwich and Mexican coke.
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
20441 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Forgot my kid in an airport bathroom overnight... sure do miss him.


I am laughing at this because it brought up a memory.

A deacon at my parents' church got up to do the sermon, started talking about his car trip vacation with the wife and 7 kids and forgot one of them at a gas station bathroom. A few miles down the road he realized one kid was missing...
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5338 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

That would be classic... dude starts this thread complaining his guitar was stolen because 'no one has turned it in' only to find that it was still there because also no one stole it.





The dumbass hasnt even gone back up to the airport to look and ask employees if they have seen it.

It must not be that important to him.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62754 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:26 pm to
400 luxury ciggies in the hands of some redneck who probably smokes Kools.


You ought to know better than this.
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
8313 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:28 pm to
Will be checking Fb to get a great deal on a pretty slick guitar.

Thanks for the heads up


ETA:
quote:

I know a lot of posters here probably work at the airport



Know how I know this story is Bs and you e clearly never been to the BTR airport?
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 1:32 pm
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
20441 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

You know, its possibly still there.


Yeah, because airport security ain't walking around looking for people's stuff.

Posted by Morgan56
Member since Jan 2006
1190 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:45 pm to
The only thing I can say about it, is that is one Tough $hit.....
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

First of all if you really did own a Martin;


There are Martin guitars and then there are guitars with the Martin name on them, the later can be had from Musicians Friend for $499

LINK
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70581 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:53 pm to
I mean who knows how often they clean the bathrooms and even when they do I am sure the janitor doesnt want to deal with it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

And I'm sure they have the assailant on camera.


Someone killed his guitar?



I googled it. We're both wrong. It does not mean a killer, it means an attacker. I thought it could be used as a thief, but that is only in the instance of a person-to-person mugging.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:54 pm to
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Well Oxford only has a private airport.


it's a public airport.




You know what I meant. Commercial airport*

And no one there is stealing anything after they get off their private plane
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:07 pm to
You obviously have a personal responsibility to protect your own shite, but at the same time, I would never take a random guitar I found in a bathroom, especially a valuable one. I wouldnt do this because Im not a piece of shite and I know the difference between right and wrong and I was raised not to take stuff that doesnt belong to me. I would be very pissed off at myself if I were you (as Im sure you are), but I would be equally as pissed off at the fact that society has no respect for a person's private property.
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7717 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:13 pm to
Love your ownership there buddy. You are what is great about the people of this fine country.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12073 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

If something is so very special and also 3 feet long ... dont lose it. Not that hard.


Luckily the only special thing I have that's 3 feet long is attached to me or I'd probably lose it. Amirite fellas?
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