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Someone Roast Me

Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:25 am
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8164 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:25 am
Went to the casino tonight and forgot the pin to my debit card and got locked out. Customer service phones only operate Mon-Fri. Had to turn around and leave
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:27 am to
Nobody cares about you enough to roast

And even oweo gets roasted

Let that sink in
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:27 am to
Thread over. Goodnight folks.
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
675 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:28 am to
It will be fine you wouldn't have won much if any with that five bucks in your account anyways.
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
390 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:28 am to
Have you considered letting a women peg you?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:29 am to
You were the luckiest one there.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:30 am to
I have the pin to your debit card though
Posted by birchbayduck
Birch Bay, Washington
Member since Jul 2019
473 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:45 am to
you make me want to drink out of a vomit filled urinal
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25660 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:48 am to
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:49 am to
How fricking self absorbed do you have to be to think that anyone here knows who you are or cares enough to ducking roast you?

ETA:

What casino? If near Cherokee, I’ll drive up there and let you play $50 on me, baw.
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 12:51 am
Posted by thatguy777
br
Member since Feb 2007
2386 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:52 am to
How the f do you not remember your pin. Must be black out
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11010 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 12:53 am to
You’re a fat loser and you have body odor
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35426 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:40 am to
How does one forget 6969?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35426 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:41 am to
quote:

You’re a fat loser and you have body odor
Don't forget a tiny dinky.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 1:51 am to
Even ATMs don’t like you.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12437 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:02 am to
Sandra Bernhard called and said she wants her $5 and anal virginity back.

Is this what you were seeking?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98856 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Sandra Bernhard


Never hot, or even attractive.
Never funny.

Always reminded me of a female version of Mick Jagger.

Why was she ever "a thing" way back when?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132376 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:09 am to
you didn't lose any money at the casino
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:13 am to
There hasn't been a more effeminate Jew in a closet since Anne Frank.

Are you Jewish?It only works if you're Jewish.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:19 am to
Wish you were WayupNorth or WayoutWest.
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