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TigersFan64
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Some quotations...
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need." - Will Rogers

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill

"There was never a good war, or a bad peace." - Benjamin Franklin

"Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan." - Abraham Lincoln

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both." - Niccolo Machiavelli

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance." - Will Rogers

"I'm a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." - Thomas Jefferson

"Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense." - Mark Twain

"If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons." - Winston Churchill

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Confucious

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." - Mark Twain

"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets." - Will Rogers

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.” - Henry David Thoreau

"Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." - Mark Twain

"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." - Lord Acton

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." - Mark Twain

"I do not know the method of drawing up an indictment against a whole people." - Edmund Burke

"The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.". - Mark Twain

"Be the change that you want to see in the world." - Gandhi

"The man who dies rich, dies disgraced." - Andrew Carnegie

"War is merely the continuation of politics by other means." - Carl von Clausewitz

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to." - Mark Twain

"In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all; and, to the young, it comes with bitterest agony, because it takes them unawares. The older have learned to ever expect it." - Abraham Lincoln (in a letter to Fannie McCullough)

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." - Abraham Lincoln

"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin." - Mark Twain


sammy762
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re: Some quotations...
too many questions


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BRgetthenet
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re: Some quotations...
quote:

“Muh father touched muh butthole. Now, I’m on your penny.




-Abraham Lincoln



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LCA131
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re: Some quotations...
When you deliver my waste receptacle, I'd like a Bethpage warning sign also.

Tia
This post was edited on 5/17 at 1:07 am


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HailHailtoMichigan!
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re: Some quotations...
Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds

Shakespeare
This post was edited on 5/17 at 12:45 am


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SEClint
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re: Some quotations...
"Two possibilities exist:
either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."

-Arthur C. Clarke



soccerfüt
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re: Some quotations...
“Run the damn ball.” - Leslie X. Miles 1/9/12

“Our dadgum family tree is harder to figure than Chinesey Algeeburr!” - Any Arkansan

“He who represents himself has a fool for a client” - Abraham Lincoln


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Jones
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re: Some quotations...
quote:


"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." - Abraham Lincoln



We are trying like hell to accomplish this


flvelo12
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re: Some quotations...
quote:

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." - Abraham Lincoln



We are trying like hell to accomplish this



Unfortunately, that one also stood out to me.


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eddieray
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re: Some quotations...
“Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put” -Winston Churchill


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EastBankTiger
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re: Some quotations...
Megyn Kelly: “You’ve called women you don’t like ‘fat pigs,’ ‘dogs,’ ‘slobs’ and ‘disgusting animals.'”

Donald Trump: “Only Rosie O’Donnell.”


LSUWoodworker
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re: Some quotations...
Where did all these fricking indians come from?

George Custer


soccerfüt
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re: Some quotations...
“ shite Tonto, we’re outnumbered twenty to one by these Apaches! What are we going to do?”

“What you mean “we” Kimosabe?”


TigersFan64
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re: Some quotations...
Lol, that's a good one, and probably not far off the mark of what Custer thought in his final moments.


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TigersFan64
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re: Some quotations...
Lol!


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TigersFan64
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re: Some quotations...
Unfortunately I tend to agree.


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TigersFan64
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re: Some quotations...
+1


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