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re: So I'm suppose to help a woman move UPDATED #6

Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:06 pm to
Monday 7:00 PM
Sorry. Nothing new to report. I will update if she texts me again. I won't be replying to her last text. But I suspect this ain't over yet. It's very possible she will contact my parents or start to beg me for help. I'm prepared for both!
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Two single people of opposite gender phucking is very natural, and healthy.


Yeah....

With some effort, I think you can be a little more precise about the scenario under which these two people would be “phucking”. And when you do, I’m pretty sure that scenario will sound like something straight off of p0rnhub.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:21 pm to
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With some effort, I think you can be a little more precise about the scenario under which these two people would be “phucking”. And when you do, I’m pretty sure that scenario will sound like something straight off of p0rnhub.

That’s not how I see it. Sounds like porn has YOU phucked up.
Posted by Geauxtiga
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Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:22 pm to
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Monday 7:00 PM
Sorry. Nothing new to report. I will update if she texts me again. I won't be replying to her last text. But I suspect this ain't over yet. It's very possible she will contact my parents or start to beg me for help. I'm prepared for both!
Dont come back without no drawers, baw.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:28 pm to
I think this is all fake, but I still approve
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:29 pm to
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I think this is all fake, but I still approve
That has crossed my mind. We’ll see how it ends.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:31 pm to
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That’s not how I see it.


So an older woman randomly has sex with the son of one of her friends (a kid who she’s presumably known for years) after no indication that she has ever had any interest in him other than moving stuff for her...

That sounds completely normal to you? Not out of the ordinary at all?

quote:

Sounds like porn has YOU phucked up.


Yeah I’m the one with a messed up understanding of how sexual encounters actually occur. Sure, you can go with that if it makes you feel better.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88149 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:34 pm to
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So an older woman randomly has sex with the son of one of her friends (a kid who she’s presumably known for years) after no indication that she has ever had any interest in him other than moving stuff for her... That sounds completely normal to you? Not out of the ordinary at all?


I've seen stranger things, and I a have a very good radar for that but more than likely,

quote:

Sounds like porn has YOU phucked up.


this is probably what we're talking about here
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:39 pm to
Don't see the problem. You told her when you were available. When she asked about tomorrow (Monday) you should have said "like I said, I can't do it until Wednesday. If you can wait until then I will be more than happy to help, if not then you will have to make other arrangements".

Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:40 pm to
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So an older woman randomly has sex with the son of one of her friends (a kid who she’s presumably known for years) after no indication that she has ever had any interest in him other than moving stuff for her...

Your porn influence is making your imagination run wild. She’s sent him signals, he’s just missed them- as he is here, again.

Oh, and he’s not a kid, just 10yrs younger.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:47 pm to
We really need a pic of this woman
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:47 pm to
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Your porn influence is making your imagination run wild. She’s sent him signals, he’s just missed them- as he is here, again


What am I imagining? You’re talking about non-existent signals dude. Where has the OP indicated that this woman is interested in him?

Please tell me you’re trolling because what you’re saying sounds ridiculous.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:52 pm to
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You’re talking about non-existent signals dude. Where has the OP indicated that this woman is interested in him?
Nothing random about her calling him. She wants him to smash it.

And, again, you don’t know if she’s sent him signals. Based in this scenario, I say it’s evidence she has, as she is. My glass is half full; yours is half empty, like his sack’ll be if he moves on her desire.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53024 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:53 pm to
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My glass is half full; yours is half empty, like his sack’ll be if he moves on her desire.

Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13545 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 8:10 pm to
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Android. Trashy.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9956 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 8:31 pm to
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Nothing random about her calling him. She wants him to smash it.

And, again, you don’t know if she’s sent him signals. Based in this scenario, I say it’s evidence she has, as she is. My glass is half full; yours is half empty, like his sack’ll be if he moves on her desire.



Sounds like you've been watching too much porn
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

Sorry. Nothing new to report. I will update if she texts me again. I won't be replying to her last text. But I suspect this ain't over yet. It's very possible she will contact my parents or start to beg me for help. I'm prepared for both!



Just frick her already.
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 8:41 pm
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 12:59 am to
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Porn? lol Two single people of opposite gender phucking is very natural, and healthy.


Got my eye on this chubby young black chick at the Dick's by my house. If I help her move it will be horizontally into a headboard.
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
30006 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 1:08 am to
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24057 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 3:25 am to
Like someone else said, what happened is she misread the initial text and thinks he said he could not Wed-Fri. Even if she went back and casually reread it, I bet she still misreads it.
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