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re: So I just found out this blind bum wasn't blind

Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:28 am to
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:28 am to
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he wasn't blind AT ALL.


Maybe this explains it?

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:28 am to
For some reason I think I mentioned this to you before, but I once discovered two people, who were in wheelchairs and sat in the handicap section at the LSU football games, able to walk.

It was a couple, I assume married. They had the exact same wheelchair and everything. One game, we parked far out and as we made our way to the stadium, I saw both of them get out of their car, walk to the back of their car, get chairs out of trunk and got in them and headed to the stadium.
Posted by TT9
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:30 am to
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
56495 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:30 am to
sure it was the same guy? You know they all look alike...


Eta homeless people you racist fricks
This post was edited on 5/12/16 at 11:31 am
Posted by Black n Gold
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:31 am to
The guy is an actor. Earns his money just like Brad Pitt and Leo.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:33 am to
I had a funny experience in Longmont, Co a few days ago.

I'm in the chicfila drive thru line. A kinda ghetto talking black dude (which is incredibly rare in semi rural Colorado) comes up while I'm waiting to pay. He goes into his speech, and I say "nope, sorry."

He asks, "man, where you from?"

I reply with "New Orleans."

He hears that and says, "oh, you know what time it is."

I laughed pretty hard. Apparently hustlers nationwide respect the Nola hustle.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:33 am to
Yeah you told me that story, after I told you I scored some handicap tickets that afforded me the ability to leave and come back into TS several times socking 16ozs, helps I had a swollen black eye so I did look somewhat handicap

Can't knock that couples hustle either i guess
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25080 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:34 am to
I had a funny experience in Longmont, Co a few days ago.

I'm in the chicfila drive thru line. A kinda ghetto talking black dude (which is incredibly rare in semi rural Colorado) comes up while I'm waiting to pay. He goes into his speech, and I say "nope, sorry."

He asks, "man, where you from?"

I reply with "New Orleans."

He hears that and says, "oh, you know what time it is."

I laughed pretty hard. Apparently hustlers nationwide respect the Nola hustle.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:34 am to
Man I saw this dude every single day walking to work no way I'd misidentify him
Posted by Black n Gold
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:35 am to
frick man. That story was alright, but not post two times alright.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:36 am to
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racist

Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18138 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:38 am to
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Possibly. Older black guy?


You really narrowed it down there.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:40 am to
Skinny, short gray hair, dark eyes
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:40 am to
quote:

I had a funny experience in Longmont, Co a few days ago.

I'm in the chicfila drive thru line. A kinda ghetto talking black dude (which is incredibly rare in semi rural Colorado) comes up while I'm waiting to pay. He goes into his speech, and I say "nope, sorry."

He asks, "man, where you from?"

I reply with "New Orleans."

He hears that and says, "oh, you know what time it is."

I laughed pretty hard. Apparently hustlers nationwide respect the Nola hustle.


I would've given him a $5 for sure.

Posted by georgia
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:40 am to
I know the dude you're talking about. Used to work the sidewalk in front of Walgreens on baronne between canal and the cathedral HARD. ??????
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:41 am to
Yep, that's him

Would always catch him walking in front of Cajun Mikes shaking his cup
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:43 am to
My go-to response to 99% of panhandlers is "Sorry, I never carry cash with me".

Well, I said that to a bum in downtown Nashville and he pulled out an older model iphone and said "I take credit". I assume he was going to type in my credit card number or something?

I was drunk and started laughing and walked away, but that dude was cold serious.

Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:46 am to
You said that he was gone for a while. Maybe he finally raised enough money to have eye surgery.
Posted by Gump
Member since Jan 2009
915 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:49 am to
Ha. Same guy tried to come up to me when I was waiting on my valet once on Canal and I knew he was a fraud immediately. He was shuffling over toward me so I moved to a different spot and he did a 180 and started heading right toward me again. Shuffles around super slow with his stick and shaking his change cup.

Probably cleans up on all the dumbass tourists.
Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
2176 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 11:51 am to
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Is his name Billy Ray?


Came here to post this........Good damn post
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