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So I have to give the best man's speech at my brother's rehearsal dinner
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:25 pm
What the frick do I do?
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:26 pm to boosiebadazz
Drink a whole fifth of crown. Give speech
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:26 pm to boosiebadazz
Talk about some funny stories or memories.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:27 pm to boosiebadazz
John didn't have an easy decision in choosing his best man. First, he called his most charming friend, and he said no. Second, he called his most trusted and smartest friend, and he said no. Then, he asked his most good looking friend, and he also said no. Then he called me, and I said John, I can't say no to you four times."
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:27 pm to boosiebadazz
Talk about all the times you've seen him naked. Talk about how hot his fiancée is. Basically anything you thing would make things really weird.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:27 pm to boosiebadazz
Tell a funny story from childhood. Maybe even two. They need to be funny.
Then get sappy telling the wedding party what he means to you and what you've learned from him. Why you admire him etc.
Then get sappy telling the wedding party what he means to you and what you've learned from him. Why you admire him etc.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to boosiebadazz
Thank the bride and groom for being included
Thank the friends and family that came from far away
Tell a funny story about your brother
Tell a revealing story about when your brother started dating his wife
Say something sincere
Say cheers
Easy peezy
Thank the friends and family that came from far away
Tell a funny story about your brother
Tell a revealing story about when your brother started dating his wife
Say something sincere
Say cheers
Easy peezy
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to boosiebadazz
Don't do like my friends brother did and tease him in a way that makes it sound like you think he is an incompetent retard.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to burdman
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to boosiebadazz
Damn
They do have a lot of friends though
They do have a lot of friends though
This post was edited on 9/19/16 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to boosiebadazz
I bombed this at my brother's wedding.
The good news is he is getting married again this week and I get another crack at it.
Crushed all my other wedding speeches after that so I think I got it down now.
The good news is he is getting married again this week and I get another crack at it.
Crushed all my other wedding speeches after that so I think I got it down now.
This post was edited on 9/19/16 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:30 pm to rondo
That's sort of the outline I had sketched out.
Thank mom for putting on. Thank bride's parents for all the festivities so far.
How excited we are to be joining families.
Story about little bro
Story about when little bro first brought her around
Story about why they'll be great together forever
Thank everyone again
Whip out my dick
something along those lines
Thank mom for putting on. Thank bride's parents for all the festivities so far.
How excited we are to be joining families.
Story about little bro
Story about when little bro first brought her around
Story about why they'll be great together forever
Thank everyone again
Whip out my dick
something along those lines
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:30 pm to burdman
L first had 45 then bride's momma pushed for more. Now it stands at 95
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to boosiebadazz
Bring someone to do sign language as you speak.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to boosiebadazz
quote:
Whip out my dick
That would be a good ice breaker.. everyone would laugh..
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to boosiebadazz
Wow. thats probably as many as me and S will have total at the wedding 
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to boosiebadazz
Make it funny....the maid of honor will be the sappy one.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:32 pm to boosiebadazz
Seriously?
It's your brother. This isn't hard.
It's your brother. This isn't hard.
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:32 pm to burdman
Yeah, it's getting to be a little excessive.
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