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So I have to give the best man's speech at my brother's rehearsal dinner

Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:25 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:25 pm
What the frick do I do?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:26 pm to
Drink a whole fifth of crown. Give speech
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:26 pm to
Talk about some funny stories or memories.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:27 pm to
John didn't have an easy decision in choosing his best man. First, he called his most charming friend, and he said no. Second, he called his most trusted and smartest friend, and he said no. Then, he asked his most good looking friend, and he also said no. Then he called me, and I said John, I can't say no to you four times."
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:27 pm to
Talk about all the times you've seen him naked. Talk about how hot his fiancée is. Basically anything you thing would make things really weird.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:27 pm to
Tell a funny story from childhood. Maybe even two. They need to be funny.

Then get sappy telling the wedding party what he means to you and what you've learned from him. Why you admire him etc.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to
Thank the bride and groom for being included

Thank the friends and family that came from far away

Tell a funny story about your brother

Tell a revealing story about when your brother started dating his wife


Say something sincere

Say cheers



Easy peezy
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32973 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to
Don't do like my friends brother did and tease him in a way that makes it sound like you think he is an incompetent retard.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to
95 people will be there. That's absurd.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to
Damn

They do have a lot of friends though
This post was edited on 9/19/16 at 6:29 pm
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40987 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:28 pm to
I bombed this at my brother's wedding.

The good news is he is getting married again this week and I get another crack at it.

Crushed all my other wedding speeches after that so I think I got it down now.
This post was edited on 9/19/16 at 6:30 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86377 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:30 pm to
That's sort of the outline I had sketched out.

Thank mom for putting on. Thank bride's parents for all the festivities so far.

How excited we are to be joining families.

Story about little bro

Story about when little bro first brought her around

Story about why they'll be great together forever

Thank everyone again

Whip out my dick

something along those lines
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86377 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:30 pm to
L first had 45 then bride's momma pushed for more. Now it stands at 95
Posted by Eightballjacket
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to
Bring someone to do sign language as you speak.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86377 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to
it's not this weekend but the next so I'm at least putting some forethought into it
Posted by TigerBait2008
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

Whip out my dick



That would be a good ice breaker.. everyone would laugh..
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to
Wow. thats probably as many as me and S will have total at the wedding
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:31 pm to
Make it funny....the maid of honor will be the sappy one.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:32 pm to
Seriously?

It's your brother. This isn't hard.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86377 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 6:32 pm to
Yeah, it's getting to be a little excessive.
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