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Smutty writer and sister of The Bitch Jackie Collins dies at 77
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:35 pm
Breast Cancer. That's terrible. As far as smutty authors go, she was actually pretty good.
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And if you don't know who The Bitch is, you obviously didn't pirate cable TV so you could watch boobie movies in the early 80's.
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LOS ANGELES - Jackie Collins, the best-selling author of dozens of steamy novels who depicted the boardrooms and bedrooms of Hollywood's power crowd, died on Saturday of breast cancer at age 77, her family said.
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And if you don't know who The Bitch is, you obviously didn't pirate cable TV so you could watch boobie movies in the early 80's.
This post was edited on 9/20/15 at 4:19 pm
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Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:38 pm to blueboy
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77
IWHI
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:40 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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IWHI
Bring a shovel
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:44 pm to stout
Or a heating pad.
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:47 pm to wartiger2004
Posted on 9/20/15 at 3:59 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Necrophiliac?
Posted on 9/20/15 at 4:06 pm to RedRifle
She was no William Faulkner but I have really fond memories of reading her books clandestinely when I was in junior high/high school.
They weren't pornographic or anything but they were the first books I read that gave me an "idea" of what sex was all about.
Of course, now that I'm grown I know they were idealized, romantic sex scenes.
RIP Jackie - may your heaving bosom be swept away by a gorgeous bodyguard for all eternity.
They weren't pornographic or anything but they were the first books I read that gave me an "idea" of what sex was all about.
Of course, now that I'm grown I know they were idealized, romantic sex scenes. RIP Jackie - may your heaving bosom be swept away by a gorgeous bodyguard for all eternity.
Posted on 9/20/15 at 4:17 pm to blueboy
Her memorable opening sentence from Hollywood Wives ranks right up there with "Call me Ishmael."
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Elaine Conti awoke in her luxurious bed in her luxurious Beverly Hills mansion, pressed a button to open the electrically controlled drapes, and was confronted by the sight of a young man clad in a white T-shirt and dirty jeans pissing a perfect arc into her mosaic-tiled swimming pool.
This post was edited on 9/20/15 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 9/20/15 at 4:20 pm to Layabout
"In my younger and more vulnerable days, I pissed a perfect arc into this rich bitch's fancy swimming pool."
Posted on 9/20/15 at 4:21 pm to Layabout
Posted on 9/20/15 at 4:21 pm to PowerTool
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In my younger and more vulnerable days, I pissed a perfect arc into this rich bitch's fancy swimming pool.
I might manage a perfect dribble myself.
Posted on 9/20/15 at 4:25 pm to Layabout
Well...if she were still alive
This post was edited on 9/20/15 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 9/20/15 at 6:40 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Is that a recent photo?
Posted on 9/20/15 at 7:32 pm to brbengalgal
Nah. Her face in more recent photos looks like a plastic surgery battlefield.
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