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re: Single baws of ot, I bet it has been difficult getting laid during this outbreak

Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:53 pm to
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
14046 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:53 pm to
Well it's gonna be a hell of a lot harder now since my girl just broke up with me
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
15410 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:21 am to
Just tell her that you were gonna break up with her last week but you were gonna see if it could work and your now relieved she did it and you ain’t gotta break it to her no more. And say all this while smiling.

Then ghost her for 3 days and wait
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:39 am to
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Lucky for us your mom makes house calls.

I thought that we had agreed not to tell him?

Who saw her at 8pm? Baw, that was a small arse whole in the mask, and she got here wayyyy earlier than usual.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71193 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:48 am to
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 4:01 am to
Watching tiger king , jerking it to those Morgan pics.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7896 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 5:10 am to
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Pushups, violent masterbation,



Mostly these two.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:11 am to
I don't think most single men were getting laid anyway. Women have a lot of options these days, and fewer restrictions than even just 5 or 10 years ago.

Women don't have to just go to a bar and take what they can get, and then marry some goofy looking dude from their aunt's church after a few years of that. They have all sorts of Dial-a-Chad programs on their phones.
Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4543 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:27 am to
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Ain’t much better for the married folks. Wife stresses and kids home 24/7 is a great combo.


Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 7:45 am to
Single chick friend of mine posted “I like cooking but hate dishes....someone come be my quarantine buddy”....

If I were single, I would have jumped all over that
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:09 am to
Very hard out here
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
24932 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:14 am to
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Bro if women weren’t nice to look at and fun to have sex with we would be in the swamps hunting them with hound dogs and rifles like they were the goddamned Vietcong.


LoL.. my Dad always told me, if women didn't have a vagina, there would be a bounty on em. I never understood what he meant.
After 51 years of living, I clearly understand what he meant!

Luckily, my current lady friend is younger than I, and get it every night and every morning. Slight brag
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 11:18 am
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
15410 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:59 am to
That nanny could get it.
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